Metaphor Foul!
I call "foul" on David Brooks -- political columnists can't use elephant metaphors where "elephant" doesn't stand for "the Republican Party." This stuff's too confusing for Sunday morning.
« November 26, 2006 - December 2, 2006 | Main | December 10, 2006 - December 16, 2006 » December 3, 2006 - December 9, 2006 ArchivesDecember 3, 2006Metaphor Foul!I call "foul" on David Brooks -- political columnists can't use elephant metaphors where "elephant" doesn't stand for "the Republican Party." This stuff's too confusing for Sunday morning. Appeasement QuizYour 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 96%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo! I'm more pro-terrorist than even Jim Henley, probably because as a liberal rather than a libertarian I have positive views about the United Nations. RecruitingI went to see Fast Food Nation last night and before the film there was a long ad for for the Army National Guard, detailing not only the sort of benefits you can obtain through volunteering, but also the sort of exciting missions the Guard undertakes. Except, of course, they didn't mention anything about Iraq where tens of thousands of Guard soldiers are deployed. There was, instead, a vague mention of "overseas deployment." Nothing unusual about this, of course. If you watch a lot of male-oriented television programming you'll see lots of military recruitment ads of various sorts and they never mention that the modal outcome for a member of the US military these days is to be sent to fight in Iraq. It is however, unusual in historical terms. If you look at recruting posters from World War I or World War II the situation was quite different. It's not merely that these posters didn't obscure the fact that a war was going on. Rather, the fact of the war was the key selling point of the recruitment drives. Which makes sense. Leaving your home and family to go do an arduous job isn't an obviously appealing thing to do. You get money, to be sure, but patriotic appeals are a key part of getting people to volunteer. The war, in these terms, is a reason to sign up -- your country needs you to fight its enemies. We have to assume that the Army's marketing people know what they're doing these days. And there professional judgment is that the Iraq War isn't like that. Their view is that "the war in Iraq is a vital and necessary cause that you should do your part for" won't be compelling to people. The best way to get them to sign up isn't quite to try and dupe them (everyone knows there's a war on) but certainly is to try and keep the war hidden and downplayed. What's more, everyone takes this for granted. Nobody expects the Army to run ads saying "sign up and fight the Islamofascists in Iraq." I don't, however, think we've really thought the implications of this through. Lots of people are still opposed to a rapid withdrawal from Iraq. But does anyone think Iraq is a cause worth dying for at this point? Does anyone deny that a straightforward recruiting pitch wouldn't work? But staying in Iraq, obviously, means having people die for this mission. For a mission nobody really believes in anymore. Show Me The Money!Jon Chait's smart take on Paul Tough's education article from last week observes that the schools that have been most successful with poor inner-city kids "attract a small cadre of extremely bright and dedicated teachers, often willing to work 16-hour days." This is good for those schools and the kids who attend them, "but you can't find enough [people like that] to staff every school in the nation, or even just the poorest ones." In the past, "teaching was able to attract a lot of highly skilled women because they were excluded from most professions on the basis of their gender." These days, that gender segregation externality no longer operates on the teaching labor market, so "if you want highly skilled teachers who work investment banker hours, we have to pay them like -- well, if not quite like investment bankers, then a lot more generously than we pay them now." In short, on a small scale you can find eccentric individuals willing to engage in Stakhanovite efforts to make things work. But such endeavors are not a systematic solution to anything. If you want to replicate these results on a wide scale, it would take, among other things, a very large sum of money. Really?The London Times reports that "the Saudi Arabian government is emerging as a key player in talks to broker a comprehensive Arab-Israeli peace agreement" and that "Olmert is believed to be considering a Saudi initiative, endorsed by the Arab League four years ago, as the basis for a peace settlement." This via Andrew Stuttaford who remarks "Good for the Saudis, good for Ehud Olmert." I agree. My only question: Why isn't this in the American press? Seems like an important development. If Olmert's really "considering" this, the US government should encourage him to move forward. The Question of PolkHaving spent years supporting the Bush administration's largest foreign policy disaster (Iraq), and it's largest hoped-for domestic policy disaster (dismantling Social Security), the Washington Post opinion section has been running a lot of articles lately on the question of exactly how bad a president Bush is in historical terms. Eric Foner says Bush is the worst ever, but also in some ways comparable to James K. Polk who "should be remembered primarily for launching that unprovoked attack on Mexico and seizing one-third of its territory for the United States." Michael Lind, by contrast, sees four presidents worse than Bush -- James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon and dark-horse candidate James Madison. Polk isn't in the conversation. Douglas Brinkley marks Bush down as the worst ever and observes of Polk that his war "was a success, even if the pretext was immoral. On virtually every presidential rating poll, Polk is deemed a 'near great' president." Similarly, "History chalks up Mr. McKinley's War as a U.S. win, and he also polls favorably as a 'near great' president." Robert Farley likewise agrees that "at least James K. Polk's deceptive and unprovoked war was successful." They Might Be Giants, famously, are Polk fans: In four short years he met his every goal At the end of the day, Polk's hard to evaluate just because it's so hard to imagine a world in which the United States doesn't extend from sea to shining sea. December 4, 2006In Praise of UNOAs befits a longtime Mac user, I have a somewhat superficial understanding of things computational and basically just want everything to look pretty. Which is why one aspect of the OS X GUI has bothered me forever -- the windows don't match. Some programs -- iTunes, Safari, iChat, etc. -- have that cool "brushed metal" look, but other applications, including Apple programs like Mail, do not. That really bothered me. I stopped using Net News Wire and started using Vienna instead because the latter is brushed metal. I wouldn't switch away from iChat and toward Adium until I found Adium settings that aped the brushed metal look. And, of course, I had to use Safari instead of Firefox as my web browser. But no more! UNO the Sunken Unified GUI provides a simple method to make all your applications -- even Word or NeoOffice -- have the same basic appearance. Thus, life is good. 'Tis The SeasonFor non-celebrators of Christmas, one of the annoying things about the "Holiday season" is that it seems to constantly be getting longer with every passing year. Tim Harford wonders if this constant earlification of Christmas is economically efficient. Tyler Cowen thinks it's not: "Suppliers are inefficiently 'fishing' for early 'capture' of consumers as part of a common pool problem. If a given supplier doesn't grab that consumer's attention now, someone else will. Of course there can be no property rights in 'the attention of consumers,' so that attention is consumed inefficiently early." Base and SuperstructureSebastian Mallaby observes of conservative/libertarian splits that "It's not just the values of the South that pose a problem. It is the region's appetite for government." In particular, "The most solidly red states in the nation tend also to be the most reliant on federal handouts -- farm subsidies, water projects and sundry other earmarks. It's hard to be the party of small government when you represent the communities that benefit most from big government." Based on this analysis, Mallaby proposes a kind of Democrat/libertarian combined arms action to "cut senseless spending such as the farm program and oil subsidies to make room for the inevitable expansion in areas such as health." I'd be all for that, though I seriously doubt it would garner tons of libertarian support from Democrats since it seems to me that those libertarians interested in economic issues care more about Social Security and Medicare than they do about farm subsidies (and why not? the retirement entitlements are much bigger) and regard people who support raising the minimum wage as worse than Lysenko and only slightly better than Mengele. That said, if you're looking for government spending that the GOP will never touch because it goes to "red" regions and to corporations that back Republicans, you should be looking at the Defense Department's budget which, obviously, dwarfs the Department of Agriculture in size. What Day Is It?From the standpoint of pure viewing enjoyment, I think last night's edition of The Wire was the best season four has had to offer. Local FundingI think Al will be glad to see Kevin Carey correcting the view that "Schools are mostly funded locally." Instead, he points to a table demonstrating that schools get 40+ percent of their money from local sources, a slightly larger amount from state sources, and a small amount (around eight percent on average, but I think this varies quite a bit) from the federal government. That's still a lot of local funding, and I wonder how much of the non-local stuff is for disabled kids or whatever rather than "regular" programming, but it's not "most." Bolton: So SadAbout half the time, conservatives profess bafflement as to why liberals are so upset about John Bolton. The rest of the time, you read pearls of wisdom from Bolton fans like Andy McCarthy about how "we don't need an ambassador at the UN, we need a wrecking ball." The mustachioed one, it seems, was just the man for the job but "If John Bolton could not be confirmed after the job he did, there is no hope for a strong American presence there. More importantly, even with Bolton performing heroically, the UN was still a menace." So, look, conservatives can agree with that or disagree as they like. But no fair being baffled -- this is the crux of the issue. Bolton and his biggest fans think the UN is a menace. Not that the UN is a flawed institution that sometimes can't or doesn't accomplish everything one might like. Rather, it's a menace. Not something that should be improved, but something that should be wrecked. Hit, in other words, with a wrecking ball. People who believe that a "strong American presence" in Turtle Bay means strident efforts to destroy the institution. Claiming VictoryPhoenix Woman at Daily Kos wants everyone to calm down about Robert Rubin's invitation to speak to the House Democratic caucus on the subject of fiscal responsibility. Max Sawicky objects, making some goods points en passant about the netroots' weakness for what David Sirota has labeled "partisan war syndrome". That said, this from Sawicky -- "Let's hope from that quarter that we don't start hearing calls to shift troops from Iraq to Iran, or how we need to fix Social Security by cutting benefits (Rubin's special interest)" -- makes me wonder. I'm not sure where one gets the idea that Rubin has a particular passion for cutting Social Security benefits. Read, for example, his November 9 speech to the Economic Club of Washington and you'll find no advocacy of Social Security cuts. Rather, the headline out of his speech was "Former US Treasury chief Rubin says tax rises needed" based on progressive-friendly claims like "I think if you were to increase taxes right now, you would have probably about zero negative effect on the economy." This is not to deny that there's a real deficit-related disagreement between Rubin and Sawicky here. Max thinks there's no problem with running a budget deficit of around 2-3 percent of GDP, whereas Rubin believes that in light of projected entitlement-related spending increases in the future we should be trying to run a budget surplus in the present day. I don't, however, see a disagreement about Social Security benefits. Which is to agree with Ezra that I think there's a tendency on both sides of the intra-Democratic economic policy debate to overstate the degree of operational disagreement. I think there is a lot of disagreement about economic policy in the Kingdom of Ends and disagreement of that sort matters, but should also be kept in perspective. The policy status quo is well to the right and both sides ought to be able to row together for a while now. In particular, Social Security advocates should note that they've more or less won the argument at this point already. Counterterrorism and Grievance-resolutionIn the spirit of the post below, but closer to my own foreign policy bailiwick, it's nice to read this rather than liberal hawkery from the DLC: A third principle of counterinsurgency theory is to rigorously support political and economic reforms that undermine insurgencies. In the short term, we should begin a diplomatic campaign aimed at defusing the various Muslim insurgencies that al-Qaeda has successfully co-opted. Working toward political solutions to conflicts in Indonesia, Thailand, Pakistan, the Caucasus, and the Philippines would help divide the global jihadist movement that Osama bin Laden has unified. Let me note by way of criticism that a conflict involving a certain country on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean Sea seems to have gone missing from this list. Nevertheless, the principle is sound and this is therefore progress. Indeed, it seems to me that one thing crippling post-9/11 center-left national security has been an unwillingness to articulate this principle precisely out of fear of drawing the obvious conclusions for America's Israel policy. I recall that as of the panel discussion on "The Grievance Challenge" at the America's Purpose conference in September 2005 merely raising the grievance issue was a bold and radical move even in circles self-consciously opposed to the "liberal hawk" line of thought. And, indeed, at the New American Strategies for Peace and Security conference organized by many of the same people two years before that this stuff wasn't on the table at all. So to have the DLC moving in this direction is definitely a sign of progress, that the devastation in Iraq is leading people to develop some sounder views. The alternative to confronting grievances is, of course, the underlying strategic error that brought us Iraq. Not operational military failures in that country, or even a mistake about Iraq as such. Rather, the fundamental error was simply to believe that attempting the wholesale externally-coerced transformation of Arab politics and society was the best way to combat the rise of al-Qaeda. The Game Got More FierceSpencer Ackerman asks SCIRI's Abdul Aziz al-Hakim to respond to accusations "of the abduction, torture and execution of perhaps thousands of Sunnis." Follow the link to see his reply. ScannersPitchfork thinks Violence is Golden is totally lame: "Everything about "Joy", the first song on their first album, reeks of being 10 years past its best-before date: Sarah Daly lays on the ultra-vixen shtick extra thick ("My love leaves a permanent stain/ I'm in love with my digital toy," she informs us with a curled-lip purr) while her band plods away in a PVC-sleek synth-grunge grind that could've easily scored them the opening slot on an Elastica/Garbage bill, provided Republika or Sleeper weren't available." That sounded good to me so I downloaded the album off eMusic and . . . it's pretty good. The band is Scanners; MySpace here. The Ignorant Way of WarMCCAIN ON IRAQ: "Well in war, my dear friends, there is no such thing as compromise; you either win or you lose." People love straight talk, but the trouble with this analysis is that it's, um, wrong. Wars frequently have somewhat ambiguous outcomes. Think of, say, Korea which ended in a stalemate. Or Israel's war in Lebanon just this past summer. Or, for that matter, the American invasion of Iraq in 2003. This began as a fight between the United States' government and Saddam Hussein's Baath regime. The regime was toppled, but a Sunni Arab insurgency that was, in important ways, continuous with the Old Regime stayed in the field. At this point, though, it seems overwhelmingly likely that neither side of that conflict will achieve its main objectives. From Tragedy to Farce and Back AgainWith Abdul Aziz al-Hakim's visit to Washington, one really might have thought that the cognitive dissonance from the White House would have gotten too intense for the Beltway press corps to keep covering administration "policymaking" with a straight face. Based on Sheryl Gay Stolberg's article one's hopes would be disappointed. Really, truly do we need to take the idea that Hakim is the solution in Iraq even remotely seriously. The hope, it seems, is that more Hakim means less Muqtada, but what's the point? Why would we want to trade an upstart Iranian-backed vicious Shiite Islamist would-be theocrat for a more establishment-oriented Iranian-backed vicious Shiite Islamist would-be theocrat? Maybe this sort of gambit can win you ten points in Calvinball but here on planet earth we're rearranging deck chairs on the titanic. Or, perhaps, using the deck chairs to poke holes in the hull, hoping to avoid the iceberg by sinking the ship before the deadly collision occurs. At any rate, now seems like a good time to revisit the political punditry of America's Worst Journalist, Charles Krauthammer, and his eerily prescient column of May 2, 2003: Before the war even began, the critics were predicting that Iraq was going to be the Bay of Pigs (plus "Desert One, Beirut and Somalia," said the ever-hyperbolic Chris Matthews). A week into the war, we were told Iraq was Vietnam. Now, after the war, they're telling us that Iraq is Iran -- that Iraq's Shiite majority will turn it into another intolerant Islamic republic. Seriously, are there no firing offenses for columnists? Silly critics. Damian Penny hailed Krauthammer's genius December 5, 2006Risk and RewardJonah Goldberg had a post yesterday wondering if we shouldn't be doing more to prevent the possibility of an earth-destroying asteroid collision. I think we should. The odds of such an impact event in any given year are low, but not really all that low, and the downside consequences would be terrible. Then, as is all-too-often the case, he follows up by quoting an email from a dumb reader complaining about Ron Suskind's book The One Percent Doctrine: The book knocked VP Cheney for saying that even a 1% chance of terrorists getting nuclear weapons merits serious US action to stop them. But multiplying the 1% by the severity of a nuclear terrorist attack in an American city makes Cheney's statement quite reasonable. Not how it played in much of the press, though. First, a basic note on probabilities. It's quite right to say that faced with the possibility of a Very Bad Outcome we should take the VBO seriously even if the VBO is unlikely. Cheney's actual doctrine, however, was that faced with a one percent risk of a nuclear terrorist attack against an American city, we should respond as we would were such an attack a certainty. This is obviously daft. If there's a one percent probability of 1 million people dying, the expected value is that 10,000 people will die. If, conversely, there's a 100 percent probability of 1 million people dying, the expected value is that 1 million people will die. The idea that we should treat those values as if they were the same is crazy. In the specific case of asteroids versus invading Iraq, though, the more salient difference is the downside risks of action. Cheney's doctrine, as he operationalized it, involved simply assuming that inaction courted risk whereas action did not. That, again, is crazy. The risk of spending more money tracking asteroids and starting a pilot research program to study how you might blow them up is that some money might get wasted if your research proves useless or if no asteroids come. The risk of invading Iraq is that hundreds of thousands of people will die, America will fail to achieve critical mission objectives in Iraq, America's international alliance system will end up in tatters, and, generally speaking, the United States will find itself retreating on all major foreign policy fronts. That's the trouble with starting speculative wars -- they're quite likely to go badly awry. Senator WebbWebb, an early opponent of the war in Iraq, might make his mark in the Senate in foreign and military affairs," says a Washington Post Metro reporter with an interest in this turning out to be true. "Current and former politicians said they expect him to become the face of the Democratic Party's antiwar movement." Some skepticism about the accuracy of that speculation aside, I'd like to see it become true; Webb has the right cultural and personal characteristics to sell an anti-war message. Post-9/11, I think an awful lot of Democrats have tried to compensate for having bad personal/characterological attributes for the politics of national security by adopting substantively bad policy positions -- John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden come to mind -- and this doesn't work very well. Webb's roughly the reverse, and feels no need to act defensive about being a patriot and supporting the troops and it worked well for him in the campaign despite the fact that he's not a very natural campaigner. Wire Season Four WrapupMy crew cheated a bit and watched the final episode of season four last night, letting me sum things up below the fold. Pre-emptive StrikesThe Baker-Hamilton Commission's come in for its share of criticism from the right, but in my latest column the left speaks up: "Bipartisan adoption of the ISG's recommendations, in other words, may not solve America's Iraq problem, but it just might solve the Iraq problem facing the bipartisan American national security elite that got the country into this mess." By my read of the working group’s personnel roster it is the case that the May-style neoconservative intellectuals who largely formulated the Bush Iraq policy and took the lead role in pushing for its implementation have been sidelined. Also scantily represented on the commission, however, is another important category of people -- those who saw the direction things were heading and took a strong stand against the march to war. I don't want to say that none of the experts here were against the war, which is almost certainly false. But while many of them wrote in support of invasion or worked for institutions like the Heritage Foundation or the Washington Institute for Near East Policy that backed it, virtually none of them -- none at all that I recognize -- engaged in public opposition to the war before it happened. Read it all at The American Prospect Online. Liberaltarianism?Eh? Color me somewhat unimpressed by this intellectual project, though see Julian Sanchez for a good rundown of ideas in the air and Will Wilkinson for some high theoretical backdrop. In large part, I just don't think the idea of forging an "alliance" between "liberals" and "libertarians" makes a ton of conceptual sense -- I'm not sure who's supposed to be doing the allying or what, really, an alliance would mean in this context. There are sound libertarian or libertarianish policy ideas and lines of argument out there in the realm of economics and it's always a good thing to try to keep these in mind and co-opt what it seems reasonable to co-opt. Certainly I would hope on the merits to see Democrats continue to evolve in a more libertarian direction on gun control and the efficacy of certain types of economic regulation, especially at the state and local level where I think a lot of zoning and licensing policies have gone badly awry. Surprise!Barak Obama: "One good test as to whether folks are doing interesting work is, Can they surprise me. And increasingly, when I read Daily Kos, it doesn’t surprise me. It’s all just exactly what I would expect." This rejoinder (well, okay, it's not a rejoinder) from Markos himself certainly surprised me: "Standard caveats aside (it's early, we don't have a set field, blah blah blah), it's hard to see how Barack Obama loses the nomination barring scandal or the mother-of-all gaffes." Really? I dunno. I would have zero confidence in my prognostication abilities at this point. Meanwhile, this from Obama in the same article as the dKos-bashing seems sound: "I remember back in 2004, one of the candidates had made a proposal about universal health care, and some DLC-type commentator said, ‘We can’t propose this kind of big-government costly program, because it’ll send a signal we’re tax-and-spend liberals.’ But that’s not a good reason to not do something. You don’t give up on the goal of universal health care because you don’t want to be tagged as a liberal. People need universal health care." To a good first approximation, Obama seems to be the sort of nominee you're looking for -- someone who's actually more liberal than his public image would suggest -- rather than, say, an unnamed senator from New York who's less liberal than her reputation (now that I think about it, this applies to both NY Senators, but whatever). The Good Thing About Blogging...... is that though adversaries can "fact-check your ass" you can still write whatever kind of crazy made-up stuff you like. Similarly, if you mainly publish articles in a magazine you happen to own, you can write things like "Assad has been sending Sunni warriors from all over the Muslim world across Syria's border with Iraq, where they massacre Shia on arrival" and nobody can ask you to produce, you know, evidence for that assertion. In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night
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