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05 Feb 2007 08:16 am

Lots of folks have been rightly indignant that Bill Kristol apparently believes the latest carnage in Iraq demonstrates that the insurgents are getting "worried." One might only note that this line of thought goes all the way back to the August 2003 bombing that killed Sergio Vieira di Mello and proved to sensible people that the Iraq operation was, in fact, going much, much, much less well than the Bush administration would like you to believe. You can see David Adesnik's extensive defense of the proposition that these early outbreaks of violence were signs of imminent American success (see also here). For the other perspective on whether massive violence in Iraq was actually a good thing, you can see Josh Marshall and Kevin Drum. I think it's fairly clear which side the verdict of history came down on.

Kristol, in short, is trying to ply his audience with stale bread here.

Dave Noon catches what might be considered some more novel rhetoric in that same Kristol clip where he suggests that the people responsible for this massive bombing attack that killed well over 100 people were "try[ing] to convey an impression of chaos." This is, perhaps, the insurgent side of Green Lantern geopolitics. Great powers like the United States achieve our objectives through "unapologetic and implacable demonstrations of will" whereas assymetrical adversaries will try to convey an impression of chaos.

This is, obviously, appealing not only to members of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, but also to their elders and betters on Fox News. If the problem is chaos, then it's a problem that's either unsolvable, or else has to be solved by soldiers doing work on the ground. But if the problem is merely an impression of chaos then the work of our soldiers and Marines is secondary. The real battle is fought on the airwaves, on the op-ed pages, and in the blogs. Who has the courage to stand and stifle this impression of chaos? To replace it with an impression of order? A daunting challenge, to be sure, but Bill Kristol is ready for it.

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These guys are starting to sound like Hirohito announcing Japan's surrender in August 1945, with his country in ruins around him: "The war has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage."

Except they are too stupid to draw the honest conclusion, which makes them less like Hirohito than the lunatic militarists/junior officers in Tokyo who attempted to steal the recording of his speech from the radio station and kidnap him in order to keep the war going.

my favorite part of kristol's recent riffing is that we're all "anti-petraeus" now.

What is the difference between chaos and an impression of chaos?

I'm sure the friends and loved ones of the thousands of Iraqis killed in sectarian violence last year will be comforted to know that their deaths resulted from a mere impression of chaos, and not from actual chaos.

But if the problem is merely an impression of chaos then the work of our soldiers and Marines is secondary. The real battle is fought on the airwaves, on the op-ed pages, and in the blogs. Who has the courage to stand and stifle this impression of chaos? To replace it with an impression of order? A daunting challenge, to be sure, but Bill Kristol is ready for it.

This is the best piece of writing I've seen on Matt's blog in a long time.

Hey, I actually did a rundown of war supporters' "it's getting worse, therefore it's getting better" flackery in real time back when I wrote a political blog:

http://whopundit.blogspot.com/2004_04_25_whopundit_archive.html#10831798476660158

For example:
The more progress we make on the ground, the more free the Iraqis become, the more electricity that's available, the more jobs are available, the more kids that are going to school, the more desperate these killers become.
(George W. Bush, Oct. 27, 2003)

Judging by recent violence, the job market and electricity in Iraq these days must be OUTSTANDING.

I'll bet Kristol's impression of chaos goes a little something like this...


...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!

Leninist historicism, thy name is Kristol.

F--k reality, those Democrats are gaining on us!

Last October November, they were describing the bombings as insurgents trying to influence our elections (bombings, death =pro democrat).

How wrong does one have to be to get kicked out of the pundit's union?

An impression of chaos was conveyed, but if you look at in a clear-eyed, fundamentally serious way, you will realize that it was just 150 people getting blown up by an unknown person or persons for no reason that we can be sure about. *Yawn*.

An impression of chaos was conveyed, but if you look at in a clear-eyed, fundamentally serious way, you will realize that it was just 150 people getting blown up by an unknown person or persons for no reason that we can be sure about. *Yawn*.

Nice job Fake Al. Your parody is spot on.

Has there ever been a wormier, dweebier, more pussilanimous fifth columnist in American history than Billy Kristol? I mean the German rat posing as a G.I. p.o.w. in "Stalag 17" seems almost noble compared to him.

How wrong does one have to be to get kicked out of the pundit's union?

Kristol is a legacy wrongheaded fucktard. He gets extra credit than first-generation wrongheaded fucktards.


There's no such thing as good Fake Al.

What makes Al so good, is that you can never be sure if he's real or fake.


How wrong does one have to be to get kicked out of the pundit's union?

That's not how it works.

Being wrong, as such, is neither a plus nor a minus.

Being wrong in the service of power is a big plus.

I miss Billmon's Hirohito Watch.


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