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Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: God Zeus   You are Zeus. You are fierce and stong, and you like to throw lightning bolts at people who deserve it. You are fearless when it comes to fear, and harmless to nothing. You have the guts to take on anything and never look back. Congratulations!! You are God!!
Goddess Sekhemet
Satan
Goddess Bast
The Christian God
You are your own God or Goddess
Budha
Jesus
Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz

I think anyone whose satan-to-Jesus ratio is this high doesn't have much of a future in American electoral politics.

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I think anyone whose satan-to-Jesus ratio is this high doesn't have much of a future in American electoral politics.

Au contraire.

Posted by Jay C. Smith | May 12, 2007 12:16 PM

I'm Jesus, followed closely by the Christian God, followed closely by the Buddha.

This quiz is pretty terrible, especially the way they calculate the results.

Posted by Korha | May 12, 2007 12:24 PM

That quiz made no sense.

Posted by the goddess bast | May 12, 2007 12:46 PM

You're posting quiz results? Little did I suspect that the move to the Atlantic was going to turn this blog into Livejournal.

And I'm Budha, btw.

Posted by William Burns | May 12, 2007 12:49 PM

Hey, I'm The Christian God. Obviously one has to be 100% Satan to succeed in politics, American or not.

But in this quiz: http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_deserve_your_high_school_diploma
I answered all their stupid questions correctly and they gave me 91%. Wtf?

Posted by abb1 | May 12, 2007 12:52 PM

OMG!

I am Zeus too!

And Jesus is the last.

I wonder if this thing is rigged in favor of Zeus. At least Satan comes #5 on my list.

Posted by DonB | May 12, 2007 12:53 PM

uh, Matt? It's pretty clear why you are Zeus.

You see, Zeus apparently can't even spell the word "strong" correctly.

(Unless "stong" means something in Olympian. It doesn't sound very nice though--like the pluperfect of "stink".)

Posted by dear | May 12, 2007 1:01 PM

Aren't Jesus and the Christian God the same thing?

According to Wikipedia, Budha is the Hindu name for the planet Mercury. Which is just as well, since the Buddha isn't actually a god.

But shouldn't at least one Hindu god be in there? And what of YHWH? Or Allah?

Posted by benny | May 12, 2007 2:25 PM

abb1, I just took that high school quiz, and got 100%. Are you sure you answered all the questions correctly?

The only one that stumped me was #11, whether Columbus landed in North America in 1492. I suspected it might be a trick question (he landed in the Caribbeans).

Posted by benny | May 12, 2007 2:39 PM

I don't think this quiz makes any sense. Apparently, I'm the Christian God, followed closely by Jesus and the Buddha. I'm with benny, there should be a Hindu god in the mix. In fact, a better quiz might be "which Hindu god are you?" There are plenty to chose from, after all. Of course, as the Bhagavad Gita makes clear, they are all the same anyway.

Posted by fostert | May 12, 2007 2:51 PM

Satan first, zeus second, jesus last

Posted by dc | May 12, 2007 3:03 PM

I answered them as if i were satan, and i come back as the christian god! paradoxical intentional results.

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Posted by larry davis | May 12, 2007 4:14 PM

I got Zeus too.

Much love for all my Indo-European Storm Gods - esp. "The ever-slaying, bold, and furious Indra".

Posted by r4d20 | May 12, 2007 4:27 PM

I am Budha. While obviously all these quizzes are even less scientific than numerology and astrology, I am sure that my friends would agree with my being more like Budha than the other choices.

Posted by Grogor | May 12, 2007 4:55 PM

Buddha would be surprised and not at all elated by his elevation to Godhood.

Don't the teach religion at Harvard?

Posted by gregor | May 12, 2007 5:09 PM

Apparently I'm my own god/goddess...

Works for me.

Posted by Gozer | May 12, 2007 6:05 PM

Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way. You have stumped me this time, but i will soon make a quiz that will have your answer, just you wait...

So there.

Posted by Frodo | May 12, 2007 8:38 PM

Wonderful. Turns out I'm the only god on the list I'd never heard of.

Posted by Gene O'Grady | May 12, 2007 9:23 PM

Apparently I'm my own god/goddess...

I got the same result. WTF?? I had no idea I was my own damn diety, lol!!! Makes me question this whole f'ing existence... :-P

Posted by Porn Store Owner Dude... | May 13, 2007 12:39 AM

Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: You are your own God or Goddess 

Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way. You have stumped me this time, but i will soon make a quiz that will have your answer, just you wait...

Budha The Christian God Goddess Bast Jesus Goddess Sekhemet Satan God Zeus Which God or Goddess are you like?
Make Your Own Quiz

Posted by Mark | May 13, 2007 4:33 PM