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29 Jun 2007 11:08 am

Kinsley in TNR. Hilarity ensues. There's really not what you'd call a quotable moment here, so I'll just quote this:

Excited, I borrowed a copy of the book and gave it a "Washington read." That means looking yourself up in the index. It's best to find a copy you can peruse in private. You can do your Washington read in a bookstore, but it's tricky. People can see you pathetically scanning for your name and, even more pathetically, not finding it. And OK, fair enough, why on earth would you be in the index of a history of medieval France? Answer: for the same reason you might be in any book--i.e., no reason at all. Unless, of course, you are Henry Kissinger, in which case virtually every book published in the past few decades, if it contains an index at all, devotes several lines of it to references to you. The contrast between Kissinger and everyone else in this regard is a special burden on those of us who share Kissinger's neighborhood in alphabetical order. At least Zbigniew Brzezinski is spared this. But remind me to bomb Hanoi in my next life.

Even more important than checking to see if you're in the index is checking to see if you're in the acknowledgments. By the latter metric, I am, in fact, in a book on French history, albeit not medieval French history.

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I would've guessed that once someone is the subject of a novel, he stops worrying about acknowledgments and passing references in nonfiction.

At the end of the acknowledgements because they're in alphabetical order. Have you ever considered changing your name to Iglesias?

Ack. To "peruse" means to read something through with thoroughness and care, not to briefly skim through.

And I had thought that this disease was peculiar to the academia where they count the number of citations to your papers when making a decision on tenure.

As the poet saith, "Fame! I wanna live fo' evah ..."

Don't always agree with Kinsley, but he's the only MSM pundit who has ever struck me as actually being witty. Which is saying something, because a lot of other ones try.

This is why Google Book Search (or Amazon's 'Search Inside') is ultimately a good thing, because checking books for your own name should really be done in private.


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