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Oh, shit. The blog came is as PG-13 on the Mingle2 blog rating scale.

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"Suicide" it seems, was the word that kept out of God range. Motherfuckers.

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The NRO Corner came in at NC-17. What is K-Lo going to say? How can she get away editing such smut that is one step away from a Baltimore Block strip bar?

Posted by calipygian | July 1, 2007 10:37 AM

Apparently, mentioning Dick Cheney gets me an NC-17.

Posted by jinchi | July 1, 2007 11:27 AM

I got a G despite having used the word "ass" at least once. The filth we let kids see!

Posted by JSE | July 1, 2007 11:43 AM

As a game, try throwing some of your favorite p0rn blogs through the rating system. I found quite a few p0rn blogs (of all sorts of interests) come through at a very nice G or PG.

Posted by not saying | July 1, 2007 11:51 AM

Your post says "PG-13," but the graphic says "PG."

My blog came up G even when I ran through the post complaining about the crackdown on vibrators in Lubbock.

Posted by Matt Weiner | July 1, 2007 12:15 PM

Cocaine turned out not to be a problem...

Posted by Jacob Christensen | July 1, 2007 12:24 PM

PG-13

"This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
pain (14x) shit (1x)"

The former are because I talk about my physical problems a lot; the latter because last night I went to a jazz concert and the guy spent the whole time talking about Jesus.

Anyway, I've moved my blog's content to a secret location and intend to keep it that way.

Posted by godoggo | July 1, 2007 12:39 PM

I think it's phenomenal that atrios comes in at a PG while Kevin Drum rates an R. Hilarious!

Posted by drjimcooper | July 1, 2007 12:52 PM

I got an "R" for my use of the words Dick as in Dick Cheney, torture as in "enhanced interrogation techniques", and dead.

Posted by Kate | July 1, 2007 1:09 PM

Strange that cocaine doesn't trigger at least a PG-13. I got an NC-17, mostly on the strength of a post about performance enhancing "drugs".

Posted by dr | July 1, 2007 1:24 PM

Despite the presence on my front page of such words and phrases as "dildo", "anal assault", "great long bony members", "screaming in their orgasms", and the like, I got a PG rating ("sex" twice, "bitch" once).

Posted by ben wolfson | July 1, 2007 1:57 PM

Obsidian Wings, which has posting rules against profanity that we actually try to enforce, gets NC-17 for using bomb, suicide, and violence.

Sheesh.

Posted by hilzoy | July 1, 2007 2:19 PM

I'm NC-17 for dick (29x), bomb (2x), and dangerous (1x).
Seems to me it's full of shit. This oppression of the dicks of the world has got to stop!

Posted by Dick Durata | July 1, 2007 2:33 PM

Dead (4x), hell (3x), gun (2x), and a single use of the word punch rate me an R for excessive violence, apparently.

Posted by Sausaletus Rex | July 1, 2007 3:21 PM

Hilzoy isn't kidding. She pinged me for the f-bomb.
How was I to know????
Sorry!

Posted by Poicephalus | July 1, 2007 3:35 PM

My blog's PG too! Great minds ... yadda yadda yadda, I guess.

But "God range"? Rev. RMJ's blog, e.g., is NC-17. So I guess you need to use more bad words to get into the God range rather than fewer?

Posted by DAS | July 1, 2007 5:42 PM

@dr: I must admit that I was just a little surprised too. Maybe the database had been smoking something.

That Dick as in Cheney is way too scary for kids is pretty obvious, though.

Posted by Jacob Christensen | July 1, 2007 7:46 PM

TAPPED is rated R

Posted by Barack Obama | July 1, 2007 10:32 PM

foxnews.com is rated R. heh
* dead (7x)
* murder (2x)
* suicide (1x)

Posted by Jason B. | July 2, 2007 10:35 AM