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The Case for Jenna Bush
29 Sep 2007 06:18 pm
Comments (15)
So - her defense is that she has a modicum of sanity?
I do think Bush is going to make a little history as an ex president when Laura divorces him. That will be an interesting pr moment.
After the marriage is dissolved, he can shack up with that Atlas Shrugs harridan.
Had to google the Atlas Shrugs reference (I figured you weren't talking about the novel). Whether graded in the category of blogger or soccer mom, she certainly is easy on the eyes.
http://www.novatownhall.com/blog/graphics/pam_atlas_shrugs_joe.jpg
I'm picturing W's 2nd wife to be a faded country music star. Once she gets out jail, Mindy McCready would be perfect.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/14/mindy-mccready-sent-to-the-slammer/
Now there's a country music star I could get into.
Let me be clear: the Atlas Shrugs woman, while superficially a little attractive in a disgusting Revere Beach/Nassau County kind of way, is really quite psycho as far as her political views.
When the train left for Saneville (good neologism, MY), she missed it and is still waiting at the station.
So when is Jenna voting Democrat?
Or better yet, will she screw an anarchist?
Guess not - article says her fiance is a "GOP blueblood".
Face it, folks - Matt's just a soft touch for a pretty face...
Natalie, Megan, Jenna - the politics don't matter.
But, hey, who am I to complain? I actually used to think Hillary Clinton wasn't all that bad, and despite being a Methodist, a lawyer, a politician and a lesbian, and thereby my exact opposite in all things, I'd probably enjoy doing her. And she certainly needs someone to do her, since I suspect she hasn't been laid since Chelsea (assuming that wasn't an artificial insemination just to have the obligatory kid for a political family.)
And, hey, white girls just love these Hispanic guys! Just watch how hot the Corrs girls get every time they perform in Spain! Andy and Caroline were just in Barcelona last week heating up the Spanish guys big time! Spanish guys just LOVE the Corrs!
That picture of Dana Goldstein is kind of disturbing.
"That picture of Dana Goldstein is kind of disturbing."
Agreed, her neck appears to be dislocated. My sincerest empathies, though, since I often appear sociopathic in my glam shots.
RSH, perhaps if you'd flashed HRC your man-boobies she'd agree to "do you".
Seems the WH is sending out trial balloons on how safe it would be to have a WH Rose Garden wedding. Hence all the Jenna publicity.
Would people amass in the streets outside 1600 Penn just to toast the happiness of the GOP-predigreed pair? Or would the DFH's show up enforce in a less congratulatory spirit?
There must be an algorithm to describe the rate at which comments on a blog post referring to the Bush daughters devolve into a discussion of who one would, or would not, "do."
Speaking of missing the train to Saneville, um Richard Steven Hack, I don't know who you think you're amusing/impressing with Hillary-is-a-lesbian jokes, but it isn't working. Please stop.
(It's a bit disturbing that someone as flat-out nuts as RSH has such a solid take on intellectual property issues.)
Who gives a crap? So she spends 9 months abroad, refuses to endorse her father's crazy policies, and all of the sudden she's princess di? She's marrying a karl rove staffer and campaigned for her father's re-election, why should I pay any attention to her, let alone admire her?
Thank god that the bushes are gone for good after 2009. Be gone you mediocre, entitled shits. and that goes for jeb's son too, who thinks that just because he joined the navy, sideskipping Iraq, of course, he'll get to be president in the future.
Oh, cut her some slack. She didn't ask for that father (who would), and I doubt growing up in that household was much of a picnic - not to mention dealing with Grandma.
"Speaking of missing the train to Saneville, um Richard Steven Hack, I don't know who you think you're amusing/impressing with Hillary-is-a-lesbian jokes, but it isn't working. Please stop."
Uh, no, I won't. I have no idea if Hillary actually is a lesbian, but I DO think she simply isn't getting any from anybody. And I don't have anything against lesbians - except that they're limiting themselves just like either homosexuals OR heterosexuals. Bisexuality is the most appropriate sexual choice. But if Hillary IS a lesbian, at least she'd be a sexual being. Right now, she comes across as a power-lusting clone of Dick Cheney without a female sexual thought in her head.
I remember reading an article once about how some politician, Pat Moynahan or somebody, once treated her graciously at some event, and the reporter noted that she just "ate it up" - that being treated as a woman just melted her completely. I suspect this is the source of my suspicion that she simply is desperate for male attention - but locked in to a competitive position for reasons of power lust.
"(It's a bit disturbing that someone as flat-out nuts as RSH has such a solid take on intellectual property issues.)"
If you'd drop your predisposition to consider me nuts, you'd realize that I have a solid take on just about anything I've talked about. It all comes from the same basic philosophy in strictly logical reasoning based on known facts.
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Heads in the Sand
Perhaps she's storing up street-cred/sympathy for the Ceacescu moment when the Old Man is strung up in the streets.
She can point to the interview as proof she's not a class enemy.
Posted by Menshevik Bill | September 29, 2007 7:35 PM