We're "kicking ass" in Iraq. But whose ass? And why?
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The Strategic Thought of George W. Bush, Continued...
07 Sep 2007 08:51 am
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He forgot to add "taking names". Posted by Al
No, this was part of our whole new, completely innovative, bold new new new strategy of the SURGE(TM)!!, in which we focused more on "kicking ass" and dropping the inefficient "taking names" policy.
Jumbo shrimp.
Pretty ugly.
Deafening silence.
Virtual reality.
The strategic thought of George W. Bush.
He lives in a separate reality where he listens only to his personal conception of god. He is no different than Son of Sam David Berkowitz or any number of psychopaths he executed as governor. Bring 'em on. Mission Accomplished. Dead or Alive. Shock and awe. Kickin ass.
"WE'RE kicking ass"????
Why did George say "We"??
After 4 1/2 years of the Iraq War, George finally showed up on the battlefield and only stayed a few hours for a photo op before leaving.
Still, that was longer than his service in Vietnam.
Notice how the bootlicking Democratic leadership is too cowed to point this out.
Just as they were too cowardly to say anything when Bush donned a pilot's uniform a few years back and flew on a long range Naval plane all the way across the San Diego Bay in order to land on an aircraft carrier and say "Mission Accomplished".
You'll notice that the Swift Boat cocksuckers had NO objections to that bit of theater. Evidently, a politican is allowed to pose as a warrior so long as (a) he's a Republican and (b) he's never actually been on the battlefield and (c) he wastes the lives of real soldiers in unnecessary and incompetently waged wars
Killing Accomplished!
Hey, ask those poor bastards in Haditha about our ass kicking. Well, I guess you can't cause they're dead. Because we kick ass.
USA!! USA!!
Yeah, I wondered who's ass too.
The quote did remind me of that scene in LIAR LIAR when Jim Carrey is in the men's room beating the shit out of himself. Guy walks in, asks what he's doing, and we all remember the response:
"I'm kicking my own ass."
Right.
Yeah, I wondered whose ass too.
The quote did remind me of that scene in LIAR LIAR when Jim Carrey is in the men's room beating the shit out of himself. Guy walks in, asks what he's doing, and we all remember the response:
"I'm kicking my own ass."
Right.
Didn't Daddy say, after debating Geraldine Ferraro, that he'd "kicked a little ass."
Shows you how attentive the Bushies are-- especially towards the ladyfolk-- there is nothing little abotu Geraldine Ferraro's ass. RRRRAAAAOOOW!
IF this is "kickin' ass," I'd friggin' hate to see "gettin' our asses kicked."
Chuck Norris needs to quit shilling for the Total Gyp and film another feel good, ass kicking revisionist war movie. Only he's have to dumb it down to the President's level. Call it "My Pet Braddock."
Yeah, George Bush is a minus 10 on the Norris bad-ass scale. Petraeus is a minus 5, only because he wrote a "counterinsurgency manual" - which he should have read before taking on his current job. The rest of the Pentagon generals are minus 8.
Hizballah's Nasrallah is a 7 on the Norris scale, bin Laden maybe a 3 or 4. The Taliban are around a 5 - the "comeback kids".
The Israelis are zero at this point, but with the upcoming war on Syria and Lebanon, they should drop a few points once Nasrallah hands them their head again. They'll end up a minus 5 or so.
Bush and the Pentagon will drop to "absolute zero" level readings once Iran and Iraq trash the US military there and grind the US military machine to a halt over the next ten years.
Anybody who hires me as adviser will immediately jump to a 9 or 10 rating. But even I can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
To answer your question:
Whose ass? Evil-doers.
Why? Because they're evil-doers.
It's not complicated. I don't see how you fail to grasp this...
Comments closed September 21, 2007.
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Heads in the Sand
He forgot to add "taking names".
Posted by Al | September 7, 2007 10:34 AM