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25 Oct 2007 09:15 am

The conventions of newspaper writing dictate that something like Michael Cooper and Marc Santora doing a The New York Times article about Rudy Giuliani's decision to surround himself with dangerous lunatics can't call them "dangerous lunatics." Instead, you get this kind of deadpan humor:

Mr. Giuliani’s team includes Norman Podhoretz, a prominent neoconservative who advocates bombing Iran “as soon as it is logistically possible”; Daniel Pipes, the director of the Middle East Forum, who has called for profiling Muslims at airports and scrutinizing American Muslims in law enforcement, the military and the diplomatic corps; and Michael Rubin, a scholar at the American Enterprise Institute who has written in favor of revoking the United States’ ban on assassination.

The campaign says that the foreign policy team, which also includes scholars and experts with different policy approaches, is meant to give Mr. Giuliani a variety of perspectives.

By the end of the piece, I even learn that Giuliani thinks trying to broker a settlement of the Israel-Arab conflict was a "mistake" and even a "debacle" so I guess Rudy is at least consistent in prescribing endless war as a preferred policy for everyone.

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Might've been even more deadpan if they'd thrown in a line like, "If, say Giuliani's advisors, the American government is not free to discriminate against, torture, and kill people -- without either requiring proof or even after-the-fact justification, then the terrorists will have won."

I thought deadpan humor had to be funny, too.

"thought deadpan humor had to be funny, too."

He just said "deadpan". There is a new phenomenon of deadpan horror.

I take it the campaign didn't provide any names of Rudy's non-crazy advisors who have those other views.

I guess Rudy is at least consistent in prescribing endless war as a preferred policy for everyone.

But of course, Giuliani only prescribes endless war as the preferred policy for some people--for the Palestinians, for example, his preferred policy is unconditional surrender.

It's really hilarious that Pipes is calling for profiling Arabs at airports, when all the serious people support the current system of harassing 86 year old retired Marine Corps Generals on their way to give speeches at West Point when their Medals of Honor set off the metal detector!

You do know that Bush campaigned against airport profiling of Arabs, and instituted a program in early 2001 to make sure airports weren't treating Arabs more suspiciously. And that the ticket clerk who checked in Mohammed Atta on the morning of 9/11 said to himself that this guy looks more like an Arab terrorist than anybody he'd ever seen, but then had what he called "a politically correct moment" and let him through? You do know that, don't you?


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