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The Epistemology of Kausfiles

14 Oct 2007 04:48 pm

Mickey Kaus' long post here about John Edwards' alleged affair with Rielle Hunter is almost self-refuting. Basically, we have an anonymous source saying Hunter said she had an affair with Edwards, versus Hunter, on the record, saying that's not the case. Then there's Edwards, also saying it's not the case. But Kaus initially deems Edwards' denial too vague and non-specific. But then:

Update: The AP has Edwards adding "It's completely untrue, ridiculous" and saying the story was "made up." By the Enquirer? Or by one of the people the Enquirer cites? Either way, it's a direct attack on the integrity of someone (not necessarily a smart move for a politician in Edwards' position). ...

[Banging my head against the wall] Basically what we have here is that if we assume the anonymous hearsay is true and the on-the-record first-hand denial is false, then Edwards is either mishandling the story by denying it too vaguely ("the story is false") or else is mishandling it by denying it too directly ("made up") but what if the story's not true? No doubt by now we've had all the legitimate news organizations in the country looking into it and it seems that . . . nobody can come up with any evidence. As we saw with Scott Beauchamp, and the fake John Kerry intern affair story, if you just operate from within an assumption of guilt it's very hard for someone to prove his innocence but that's why we . . . don't operate with an assumption of guilt!

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But remember: he's a Democrat! When do we start using "Kaus" as a shorthand for someone who argues in one direction at all times, but explicitly holds the opposing position as a hedge?

"Basically what we have here is that if we assume the anonymous hearsay is true and the on-the-record first-hand denial is false, then Edwards is either mishandling the story by denying it too vaguely ("the story is false") or else is mishandling it by denying it too directly ("made up")

That's our Micky Too Clever By Half Kaus.

Mickey is just jealous of Edwards's thick, luscious hair. How dare he use it to attract women!

Perhaps Kaus bought too literally into the "hermeneutics of suspicion" thing.

Or maybe he's just full of it -- too clever by half, indeed.

Hey, you know what I hear, Mickey Kaus likes to fuck goats.

This is yet another sign of how desperate the Bushies are getting--making up stories wholesale, attacking the family with the two disabled children, attacking veterans, attacking active-duty soldiers. Anything, really anything at all, to make themselves feel better.

Micky Kaus blows goats. I read about it on another internet site and has not been refuted yet. Thus, it is true, and, if anything, underestimates how much Micky likes to blows goats.


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I frist became aware of Kaus because Josh Marshall links to him. I started to read his columns and would wonder why Marshall links to his posts. So I'm curious as to what Marshall's reaction is to this shit.

the discussion over at Eschaton is both lively and factual. three independent sources confirm that Mickey Kaus blows goats, the real question is if he swallows or spits.

How many goats do you need to fellate before Jacob Weisberg lets you go all the way with the Slate office dog?

Now, I'm not saying Mickey Kaus engages in sex acts with animals, but his deafening silence on Goatgate really speaks volumes, if you ask me. (Not too wise for someone in his position! -Ed)

It's the Peggy Noonan school of journalism:

"Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to." --Peggy Noonan

OTOH, if he DID deny the whole goat thing, that of course would only PROVE that he was lying to hide something, wouldn't it?

If the story is true, though, it'll probably be the final nail in the coffin of Edwards' presidential bid.

Hoowee!

This must be one of them Eschaton stampedes. Sure is exciting.

He blows goats! Wooo! Gig 'im!

this is why american politics and comments upon our culture and just about everything SUCKS...if he had an affair, not our business. If he did not, then why worry and still not our business. Get on with the housing market, our military empire building, health care, education, and on and on and cut the crap on tabloid bullshit.

"...and the fake John Kerry intern affair story..."

Worth remembering that the fake John Kerry intern affair story was pushed into the press by uber-Clintonista Chris Lehane.

The fake John Edwards affair story has been pushed into the press by Clintonistas Roger Altman and David Kendall.

It's about time we took back the Party from the Clintonistas.

What terrible, heartless commenters!

Why isn't anybody asking the poor goats what they think?

Kaus silence on goatblowing continues - Day 1!

The important thing is whether the goats are consenting adults. I hope we don't lose sight of that.

t's about time we took back the Party from the Cli--

Your concern is noted.

Goats, huh? Interesting, if true.

Kaus is a contributing editor for Washington Monthly, and Kausfiles is a "TPM approved site." This is difficult to understand, given that Kaus routinely acts as a conduit for the sort of stuff that Drudge and Instapundit like to shovel around. So why do Marshall and others continue to help him?

Perhaps Kaus's refusal to discuss his goat-blowing practices is not just out of a desire to avoid the shame and public humiliation he so richly deserves, but also to protect a ring of fellow goat blowers, at the same time that he blackmails them by threatening to post pictures of their frequent goat-blowing orgies in order to force them to give him access to lefty blogs. What other explanation could there be?

In fairness to Josh Marshall, I think he still links to Kaus because Kaus linked to him in the early days of the blogosphere, and Marshall credits him for building his site. I actually found TPM through Kausfiles way back in 2002, and I know I'm not the only one. While I respect Josh Marshall's loyalty, I hope he'll realize that it's time for him to cull Kausfiles from the blogroll.

Kaus has been a mean widdle kid.

If the goat thing is true, that would be absolutely devastating for Kaus' career.

SomeCallMeTim wrote, When do we start using "Kaus" as a shorthand for someone who argues in one direction at all times, but explicitly holds the opposing position as a hedge?

Man, what an awesume, succinct description of Kaus's hackery!

"this is why american politics and comments upon our culture and just about everything SUCKS..."

no, sorry. it blows. mickey kaus sucks.

or is it the other way 'round?

(in the voice of Hans Moleman): I was the goat.

Goats, huh? Interesting, if true.

Interesting if not true as well. Which is why the truth of the charge is irrelevant, only its interestingness.

t's about time we took back the Party from the Cli--
Your concern is noted.

If nothing else, Kaus's attack on Edwards shows that Edwards alone among the leading Democratic contenders is not involved in what may be the largest goat-blowing scandal our nation has ever seen, a secret goat-blowing cabal that may meet every other Tuesday evening in the basement of the Capitol building, in a utility room that has two marble bathtubs each just the right size for a goat-blower and their goat.

Edwards in 2008. Because the other candidates might be part of a goat-blowing cabal.


While I respect Josh Marshall's loyalty, I hope he'll realize that it's time for him to cull Kausfiles from the blogroll.

He didn't cut "bullmoose" from the blogroll until bullmoose stopped posting, in spite of bullmoose being both a pro-Lieberman apologist of the sleaziest sort, not to mention a goat blower.

Hank makes a good point. I have yet to hear a compelling denial from Mickey Kaus about his inappropriate relationship with livestock.

I mean, if this isn't true, whose allegation is he not yet denying? Mine, or Hank's? Or the other unnamed site?

Why is Kaus, a man who is part of a media that is rapidly losing market share to upstart bloggers, not yet challenging the integrity of anonymous commenters on blogs with no links to any supporting evidence whatsoever? That is about as smart a move as it is for a politician to challenge unsupported allegations in the National Enquirer.

Really, this whole goat fiasco has been mishandled by Kaus. He's reacting too slowly--he's botching it. His reaction to these allegations, whether they have merit or not, really demonstrate that he's not able to hold his own in the new media marketplace.

This goat-gate really has legs. And frankly, the only person to blame for that is Mickey Kaus.

wow. this is shocking if true. the life expectancy of a goat is 15 years. in the absence of an immediate and properly nuanced denial (not too strong, not too dismissive) we can only assume that all of these goats were underage. despicable.

mickey's denial is both too vague and too specific. it must be true.

There is no way a goat would consent to Kaus fucking him.

Which is not to say the story isn't true.

Barbar,

Kaus's career is probably safe, then. Edwards' presidential bid, on the other hand, seems highly vulnerable.

I think this Mixner character has something to hide.

I supply the goats.

I've heard that Mickey also has a nanny problem.

"That is about as smart a move as it is for a politician to challenge unsupported allegations in the National Enquirer."

You mean the same National Enquirer owned by disgraced Clinton political fixer Roger Altman and represented by Clintonite David Kendall?

Here is the comment thread at slate if you wish to post any new revelations about BillyGate.

I believe I read somewhere Michele Malkin drove by Mickey Kaus's expensive home (large enough to house many goats), and none of the bumper stickers on nearby vehicles addressed the goat-blowing issue.
Interesting.

I was asked on several occasions to supply Kaus with Goats. He has a preference towards Nigerian Dwarfs.

This from the side of the aisle that can't distinguish between a difference of opinion and a lie.

Billy Gate is old news. What is new news is that GOATSE.CX has down for months now. Who took it down, and what is their relationship to Jacob Weisberg?

Uh, HERE is the comment thread at slate...

http://fray.slate.com/discuss/forums/2065132/ShowForum.aspx

A strong denial of the goat blowing is a direct attack on the integrity of the poor goats. Not a smart move by a Slate columnist.

Mickey Kaus: Bald barnyard fucker extraordinaire??

You have to remember that fake "liberal" Mickey Kaus is an evil piece of pond scum, who deserves a slow painful death. Why you feel the need to legitimatize this santanic piece of shit by posting about him is beyond me.

I hope the scum fucker dies tonight, painfully.

I can't afford to pay Mr. Kaus much--a few tin cans are all I have to my name--but if he's passing out blowjobs, count me in.

I had an email from a neighbor of Michelle Malkin that said she is often kept awake at nights by the noise from large goat orgies. Kaus is driven up in a large black limousine close to midnight. Just large goat orgies out on the lawn with Malkin's husband not participating, someone has to write her columns.

It was an anonymous email from a neighbor, it must be true.

The important thing is whether the goats are consenting adults. I hope we don't lose sight of that.

Is that in goat years, or regular years? Because it'd be unfair to accuse Kaus of taking advantage of minors. I mean, you wouldn't see the Mickster stooping to that level. Unless....

Democracy! Sexy! Billy!

Leave Mickey Kaus Alone!

Micky Kaus blows goats

Yes, but only after he tosses their salad.

Who is Kaus to talk? It's well known that he's an in-the-closet goat fetish-freak (I know people who know Kaus and who are part of the goat fetish-freak community and they tell me it's common knowledge) who reputedly *blows* goats to psyche himself up to write his columns! Apparantly, that's quite a turn-off to most goat fetish-freaks, who have a rather idealized notion of the goat-man relationship, and Kaus has created a lot of controversy with his over-the-top sexscapades.

I wouldn't be surprised if one or two of them ended up complaining about Kaus' behavior to Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh (both of whom apparantly have a sympathetic ear on this issue, if you get my drift).

And do we care??? It was the press's obsession with this shi- that got Gore tarred with the Clinton thing and that devoted, or at least non-adulterous husband Bush in office. Does Mickey Kaus think THAT was a good idea?

Interesting about the Nigerian Dwarfs. Apparently, the breed most in demand is from the "Good Wood" herd. Need I say more?

Hey waita goddamn minute-----hasn't the wingnuttia already branded Edwards as a "faggot"? Now they're reversing themselves!

Man, they are too much.

So far the claim that Mickey Kaus blows goats and swallows has survived every attempt at falsification, making it presumptively true.

Yep, that's right, Mickey Kaus blows goats. And swallows.

Kaus likes "gruff sex" but only with the billys.

Why do people read Mickey Kaus?

If they want to read the views of unhinged GOP hacks they can go directly to Newsmax. It is more fun than Kaus.

I can't keep it a secret any longer. I'm a goat and Mickey Kaus blew me -- while wearing a diaper!

But I want to correct the record. Mick is neither a spitter nor a swallower. He's a spitter AND a swallower. He swallowed about a goatload of my goat jam -- but only after swapping my goat mayonnaise with Senators Craig and Vitter.

I'd sign an affidavit but, you know...hooves.

Kaus only blows goats.

But a Republican would be stuffing the severed goat's head into a mailbox.

So don't ever let anyone tell you there's no difference between Republicans and Democrats!

I was at the same party as Mickey Kaus one time. He showed up with Arianna Huffington, but I seem to remember that he left with a goat. Every day that Kaus does not deny my anecdote is a confirmation.

Disturbing if true.

All right, enough picking on Kaus. After all, he always makes good faith argume...his arguments are always corre...he always has plenty of evidence to support...

Ah, I'll take the folks over at NR over Kaus anyday. At least there's a sheen of respectability there...

Kev, did you mean a SHEEP of respectability?

Actually, it was an ice sculpture in the shape of a goat, and three quarts of steamed mussels.

So I hear on the authority of someone in a position to know.

Would you believe that this is the first thing that comes up in Google if you search using Kaus and goats?

"Would you believe that this is the first thing that comes up in Google if you search using Kaus and goats?"

http://www.google.com/search?q=kaus+goats

The innuendos and lies that have appeared on the Internet concerning Mickey Kaus's reported guzzling of my goat-cum are totally ridiculous and false. At no time did I perform in direct-to-video Japanese goat-bukkake films with Mr Kaus. That was a different goat.

Kaus is a lot better than slavish little Matt & his boy friends at uncovering the sleazebag that is ambulance-chasing charlatan John-boy.

I'm not saying that goat-gate is true or not, or even whether the accusers are credible, but the controversy over whether Kaus does, in fact, blow goats is really, really fascinating, and I think the media should cover the controversy in detail and its potential consequences.

Daveinboca is just jealous because Kaus dumped his saggy old ass for me.

Didn't I read somewhere that a British judge documented at least nine instances where Kaus blew off a goat? I think I read it in the Washington Post.

My spanish is a little rusty, can someone tell me what "dave en boca" means and it's relationship to this thread?

On a satellite feed,I saw Ann Coulter eat some paper.

Does that help?

And before anyone mentions: it's not that the Left has any problem with blowing goats per se, it's the lying and hypocrisy. If we had a healthy national discourse, Kaus could blow whatever livestock he chose instead of having to hide it.

"Dave en boca" is Spanish for "Mickey and I are lovers."

How DARE Edwards impugne the good standing of Kaus' construct's good (unknown) name!

This unknown construct has to walk around in public! Thing of the shame this unknown construct would feel, knowing that each glaring eye that it's unknown eyes meet thinks that it lied about Edwards!

=my2c

I hereby challenge Mickey Kaus to deny that he is a frequent customer of transsexual dominatrixes.

I have no particular reason to think that he is one, but I would like to parse his (possible) denial.

And if he is willing to admit that he actually is such a patron of "the arts," I would ask if it's true that he tips poorly.

It's true that Kaus had already announced some time ago in "LA Weekly" that he likes the Democrats more than the GOP, but that he criticizes the former far more in print because "they respond much better to criticism". This reminds me of that passage in "Through the Looking Glass" in which the White King tells Alice, "There's nothing like eating hay when you're faint!" -- and then, when she objects, snaps: "I never said there was nothing BETTER. I said there was nothing LIKE it."

But this new argument of his, really, would have given even Lewis Carroll pause.

If anyone isn't convinced, just google for "Kaus blows goats" and you'll find allegations of that very thing at the top of the list:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Kaus+blows+goats&btnG=Search

But google for "Kaus denies blowing goats" and here's what you get:
http://www.google.com/search?ie=utf8&oe=utf8&q=%22Kaus+denies+blowing+goats%22

Pritesh is incorrect Mickey Kaus doesn't fuck goats! Mickey Kaus only "blows" goats. Hank Essay is correct, I have also seen it on another site that says Mickey Kaus does indeed blow goats. The fact that he blows goats has not been confirmed or denied that I have found so if the same rules are applied Kaus does blow goats.

We progressives are a compassionate people, open to the diversity of humanity. Kaus has nothing to fear from us. He must open his heart and confide his deepest feelings to the media. We will bear him up if he is a sincere zoophile rather than an exploitative bestialist.
http://www.newstatesman.com/200405170021

How can we withhold our compassion for the man in love with a beautiful, horizontally-pupiled young buck who waves his erect tail like a hairy flag in the teeth of a gale of social disapproval?

Quit quibbling over details, as interesting as those might be. Voice your support for Mickey Kaus, shy blower of the goat he loves.

That is about as smart a move as it is for a politician to challenge unsupported allegations in the National Enquirer.

The Enquirer got sued to badly so many times that they adopted journalistic standards that make most papers of record seem half-ass.

Now, this isn't to say that the standards they use make them the Bible or that they are even helpful in figuring out if what they print is the truth or a lie, but it means that they have a handful of people who have put pen to paper and sworn that what they said was the truth. This handful will also have sworn they know nothing about the other people who have lined up to tell their story.

Edward's just called a bunch of people liars and if they are they are, and that's all you can do but if they aren't he did just screw up.

Now, to be fair, someone should at least do the courtesy of interviewing Mr. Kaus so that he can attempt a plausible denial of goat-blowing and post it on youtube. It's the right thing to do.

You guys might be missing Kaus' point. And if you're defending Edwards, you're really missing his point.

He's interested in the reporting or non-reporting of the story. He is not the conduit for it. The conduit is the Huffington Post and the National Enquirer. Kaus is making observations about how mainstream political reporters are handling it. I don't think he's saying they should be covering it, necessarily. He's just as interesting in learning who is spreading it. He and others have made a very strong case that it's not Republicans. So, who? Liberals who read this site, you really don't care if it's Hillary's or Obama's camp?

You narrative-controllers don't seem to understand that even if all of you decide to lock pinkies and dummy up on a particular story, it will still work its way into the awareness of people who are following politics, because of natural human curiousity. Voters aren't dumb and they aren't following your guidance on what stories to read and what stories to ignore. Your precious narrative will be affected by it. So just deal with it. To use a very old cliche, don't shoot the messenger.

Apparently some of the goats in question, like the typing Boer known as John S., also enjoy performing the fellatio.

John S.

All that may be true, but I don't see how anything you said casts any doubt at all on the recent scandalous revelations about Mickey Kaus and his penchant for smoking goat cock. Worst of all, apparently we now know that Kaus swallows beaucoup quantities of goat gism.

Stop avoiding the questions, John S., and simply tell us do you or do you not have any conclusive evidence that Kaus doesn't blow big billy goats?

I actually went back to read the Kaus post to see if John S. was correct. He was not. Kaus simply dismisses the possibility that it is a Clinton smear, and claims he can too have a scandal even if Drudge doesn't pursue it. You are a dishonest apologist for Kaus, John, and I'm starting to suspect you may even be part of his goat-blowing agenda to force us all to blow goats. I hope you will prove to me that this is not, in fact, the case.

"As we saw with Scott Beauchamp..."
What did we see with Scott Beauchamp?

Oh, I almost forgot: goats.

Hmmm ...

No evidence?

The original writing on this story was done by the National Inquirer (you may assign the appropriate level of scrutiny to their professionalism) but to suggest that there is no evidence that the story is true is flat wrong.

The National Enquirer has a source, and that source provided the paper with evidence, in the form of emails from the person accused of having the affair with Mr. Edwards.

That, my friends, is evidence. It's evidence of one of two things:

1) Someone is faking emails trying to make it appear that John Edwards had an affair

2) Edwards had an affair.

One of these things, based on the evidence presented by the original reporting, is demonstrably true.

The evidence is the emails, and the source who provided them. Just like the evidence in the Monica Lewinsky affair was the tape recordings, and the source who provided them.

"That, my friends, is evidence."

I just received an email that justsomedude was seen spanking a goat in an alley behind the local bowling alley. Since it is demonstrably true that I have the email in my possession, either 1) JSD is in denial regarding his goat spanking activities or 2) JSD is, in fact, an elicit goat spanker.

Evidence is evidence, folks, deal with it.

I have in my possession a series of emails between justsomedude and daveinboca where they detail dozens of sexual trysts that they had with livestock. I would share the pictures, but I am too busy lovingly printing them out and "enjoying" them.

"Baah baaaaaah. Baaa baaaaa baa. Baaaaaaaaaa? Baa baaa"

Translation=

"I feel used. Like a piece of meat. Hey, Can I have that paper when you are done? I'm famished."

(in the voice of Hans Moleman): I was the goat.

In a sense, we're all the goat now.

Kaus came to a party in my neighborhood at the home of the late,lamented NRO scribe Cathy Seipp. He brought Ann Coulter. At the time of the event, I thought 'his horse-faced date must be his latest attempt to squelch the goat rumors.' OK, maybe not at the time, maybe I just thought it this morning, considering Drudge was my source.

"If it's not true that my opponent rapes little bitty babies, THEN WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE SAYIN' IT?" --Nick Corey, _Pop. 1280_. In 1964, that was satire.

Geez everyone knows its Newt Gingrich that cheats on the wife with cancer.
Boy will Kaus' face be red when he finds out.

I only read Kaus by accident or when someone's justifiably eviscerating him. Given a simple situation, he always manages to pick the most counter-intuitive reading of it, and only consider the most likely explanation last, if at all. Here, it's almost certain that this is a smear, but that's too difficult for Kaus to handle. I wouldn't mind his imbecility so much if he didn't pretend to be a liberal, albeit a centrist one. Kaus has since found reason to find fault with Edwards' denial, under some insane reasoning! I also like SomeCallMeTim's definition above.

And I keep hearing he fellates goats, so by his standards it would be irresponsible not to believe it.


Capriphile Kaus and Terror: The "My Pet Goat" Connection.

Coulter Admits She Was "Beard" for Capriphile Kaus, Cites Compassion as Motive, Prays for His Perfection.

The Silence on the Right: No Comment from NRO, Washington Times, Brooks, Buckley, Sullivan. Capriphile Coverup or Conspiracy of Silence?

Michelle Maaaaaalkin? The Next Target of Goatgate?

DC Rentboy Suggests Capriphilia Just One of Kaus's "Interests".

I want to know what Bush knew about the Kaus and the goats and when he knew it.

Google search "kaus goats"

38,000 hits

Just sayin'. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Maybe we can get Kaus a date with Mr Tumnus.

Hey, you know what I hear, Mickey Kaus likes to fuck goats.

And he's hung like a needle-dick bug fucker. No Really. And he's a liar! No check was in the mail, and he definitely did not respect me in the morning.

Someone said Giuliani once killed a hooker and her pet goat. I don't know if it is true, but if it is, it seems like it will be the final nail in his campaign's coffin.

Just sayin'.

If you had to choose between Ann Coulter and a goat, which would you choose? Both are livestock, but at least the goat is still alive.

Oh come on. If there is no evidence other than someone anonymous who said there was an affair between John Edwards and Rielle Hunter then there wasn't an affair.

If there was a name to the accusation it might be worth looking into, but anonymous could be anyone, including the RNC.

Generally speaking, anonymous sources have *NO* credibility unless their allegations can be verified. The Bush administration have been able to use anonymous sources entirely too much to sell various stories to the media (ie "Senior Administration official" stories).

If you had to choose between Ann Coulter and a goat, which would you choose? Both are livestock, but at least the goat is still alive.

Definitely Ann Coulter. Necrophilia, is not a crime in New Mexico, but you can't be messing with no goats out here in the Land of Enchantment (but you can eat them--after they are dead.)

I'm sure Kaus would never deny the fact that he used to pay me to procure goats for him back in the 80s. I quit doing it because the goats became so hostile afterwards that they were ruined for the mainstream Republican sex trade.

You know you all about this goat thing. You have to be much more malicious and make up something more credible if you want to cause harm. I assume you are doing it just for yucks and not to defend Edwards?

Edwards isn't even my favorite candidate (it's Obama, today), but you could at least defend Edwards against unfair attacks. Or you can piss away another election I guess. Fuck you and your enabling of the Bush administration and in particular their reelection in 2004.

Bengt Larsson, Social Democrat, Sweden

Very funny, guys. But while Kaus may be mud, the National Enquirer is much better than the MSM at getting the story right.

Also they have a tendency to release stories in dribbles, so after there's a huge public controversy about whether or not the story is true, they get around to releasing the absolute proof.

That's how they did it with Rush Limbaugh and the Oxycontin scandal.

Until anyone actually has pictures of Kaus smoking goat dick, I think he has plausable deniability, the fact that I happen to have a reliable source who confirms that he has interviewed one of the goats in question is not real proof, nor the goats DNA recovered from Mickey mouth. I say he should just deny deny deny I'm sure the story will go away, just like Larry 'the wide stance' Craig's has

baba, now, we're getting somewhere. You have some talent. In fact, a common way to smear is to deny what you said.

"Those rumors about Rudy cheating on his third wife - totally untrue!"

"Rudy's Mafia connections? The Public wants to know."

"Is Norman Podhoretz a Jewish Hitler? Inquiring minds want to know."

"Is it not interesting that Daniel Pipes is a professional Arab hater? He is associated with the Rudy campaign."

I read on the internet that Kaus actually started the rumors that he blows goats just to get his "web ranking" up. (wink wink)

In this instance, Mickey Kaus may just be a hapless scapegoat, but is it a coincidence that "scapegoat" rhymes with RAPE goat!? That, coupled with the fact that sacrificial lamb rhymes with "mickey kaus fucks rams" is more than enough to convince me. And seriously, won't anyone think of the kids? Mee-aww-euuh!

Hey Larsson— Get Bengtt by a Gavle Goat! We all know how you Swedish Fish treat your goatloving populace: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4497408.stm

The truth comes out!

PS: "The culprits are seldom caught. However, a 51-year-old American tourist spent 18 days in jail after being convicted of setting it alight in December 2001."

Mickey, is that you?

It is even worse than reported. As many know, Mickey is close to Michael Vick.

The Virginia DA is looking into reports that Mickey would cart off the dead pitbulls-- only the young ones-- and suck off those poor, dead pitbulls.

That is just wrong.

BillyG is a Kaus apologist. I know for a fact that Kaus does NOT restrict his inter-species amorous activities to "the Goat He Loves". I don't think Mickey Kaus is capable of Goat-Love ("the Love that Dare not Speak its Na-a-a-a-a-ame"). He's a slut for goat-boners and everyone in the barnyard knows it.

All this reminds me of Lady Kaus' Lover or Who is Sylvia?

Reliable sources are telling me that Kaus hired goat prostitutes, whose madams had trouble keeping diapers in stock...

I heard Kaus paid the goat prostitutes in tin cans. Rusty ones.

No class, that guy.

And here I thought Ann Coulter was blowing the old goat . . .

I know that Ann Coulter likes to watch Kaus fucking goats. She blew the goat while Kaus was fucking it. It's all true, I read it on the Internet. No denial from either party, nor for that matter, the goat. BAAAAAAAAA

Kaus's Dec. 18, 2002 column Das Goat: Freudian revelation of deep self-loathing, cry for help, or bold statement of interspecies love?

Will he be the next McGreevey, or the next Craig?

Will he come before the microphones and proclaim, "I am a goat-loving American," or will he retreat into that tiny little straw-lined stall in his heart and desperately, fearfully bleat, "I AM NOT GOAT-LOVING!"

That Kaus blows goats cannot, at this point, be plausibly denied.

Why is the MSM so silent on the issue of Kaus blowing goats? Despite hundreds of allegations and not one denial, they seem to be afraid to discuss it.

Clearly there is a coordinated bias at work here.

Since Kaus will not talk, I suggest he be sent to Gitmo and waterboarded until he confesses his forbidden love for goats!

Also, "The Illicit Goat Spankers" would be a GREAT name for a rock band! :)


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