Don't Tell Dick Cheney

Iran full of dangerous atoms.

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It's also full of nuclear warhead blueprints

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/ap_on_re_eu/nuclear_iran

Posted by Dave | November 14, 2007 10:58 AM

"Iranian officials claim ... that it is physically impossible for Iran or any government to create or destroy matter in order to comply with U.S. regulations."

Actually, matter can be destroyed. It's "matter and energy" that are conserved. Some may argue that since baryon number must be conserved, that Iran must continue to have atoms. However, since they lied about the conservation of matter, I choose not to believe them about anything.

Posted by Njorl | November 14, 2007 11:33 AM

Also, Iran doesn't know which of those atoms is gay - and will treat them harshly if it finds out.

Posted by Richard Steven Hack | November 14, 2007 6:08 PM

Matthew - this is far, far, funnier.

I truly feel your pain. Australia has been in campaign mode for almost the whole year, but the election is just over a week away. It's going to end for us soon. America's got 12 months more of it.

Posted by Down and Out of Sài Gòn | November 14, 2007 7:51 PM