My instincts are torn on this issue. On the one hand, my instinct is to say that based on my admittedly somewhat thin understanding of what hedge funds do, they seem like a giant scam. On the other hand, my awareness that my understanding is somewhat thin makes me skeptical that this could really be the case. Under the circumstances, the impressive establishment credentials of this piece -- a "think tank town" item in The Washington Post by Dean P. Foster of the Wharton School and H. Peyton Young of Oxford and the Brookings Institution -- carries a lot of weight with me.
These guys aren't smart-ass twentysomething bloggers and they say that while it's not necessarily the case that all hedge funds are huge scams, a lot of hedge funds are huge scams exploiting the fact that if you make a few bets with small odds of enormous downside, the probability favors you putting together a few years' worth of incredibly impressive returns and getting in a position to make a lot of cash. Nassim Taleb's The Black Swan discusses many related issues.
Photo of hedges in the New York Botanical Garden by Flickr user MoToMo used under a Creative Commons license



Well, for the last couple of years I thought it would make sense to start the Red-and-Black Fund...
You collect lots of money and keep it in the bank, earning maybe 3%. Then, once a year, you fly down to Las Vegas and bet it all on one fair roll of the big Roulette Wheel, having covered all but one or two of the numbers. Unless you're really unlucky during the first couple of years, this should net you a total return of something 6-9% annually (including your bank interest).
Notice that these returns are very, very stable. Basically, you earn 6% or whatever, each and every year.
Since your returns are so extremely stable, you must have a very safe (secret) investment strategy, and everyone is impressed.
But 6% isn't high enough, even for a very safe strategy. So you go down to the big money-center banks, and "leverage up" your stable strategy, by borrowing five times your invested capital. Suddenly, your returns are just as stable, but have been now "leveraged up" to an annual 30% or whatever!
Even netting out your hedge-fund fees of 2% of equity plus 20% of profits leaves an outstanding return for all your fudn investors, especially since it's so remarkably stable, year after year. Best yet, your "investment strategy" is one of the very few that can be scaled up in size without limit or degradation in performance.
So many, many, many more investors give you their money as well.
I've sometimes wondered whether the recent growth in hedge-funds had some connection to the recent growth in Las Vegas revenues...
Posted by RKU | December 29, 2007 4:49 PM