My New Street Name

Bad Boy Ygs.

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I was having dinner last night at Mr. Cecil's BBQ in Santa Monica, and the guy who played Avon Barksdale was in there.

Posted by UberMitch | December 24, 2007 3:38 PM

I was having dinner last night at Mr. Cecil's BBQ in Santa Monica, and the guy who played Avon Barksdale was in there.

Posted by UberMitch | December 24, 2007 3:38 PM

A comment of that profundity should be repeated.

Posted by UberMitch | December 24, 2007 3:40 PM

Hm. I actually imagined Matt as more inclined to go for a "high/low" referential sort of name: "Ygg-Drazzle The World Oak" or "Yggy Popp," maybe.

Posted by James Gary | December 24, 2007 4:00 PM

"Big Media Matt" wasn't street enough?

Posted by Thlayli | December 24, 2007 4:23 PM

Real gangsta-ass pundits don't flex nuts 'cause they got 'em.

Posted by joejoejoe | December 24, 2007 4:42 PM

Ygg-Drazzle The World Oak

Heh.

Posted by Senescent | December 24, 2007 5:07 PM

My street name has always been Casual-T.

So is that Bad Boy , or ?

Posted by Tom | December 24, 2007 6:57 PM

Shouldn't you really be "Agent" Something-or-other? I'm just saying...

Posted by Daddy Love | December 24, 2007 7:48 PM

No, that would be "P. Y."

Or maybe "Y Diddie".

Or maybe "Mr. Y" - if you have the gold chains.

How about "Ice Y"?

What a minute - we need LATIN gang names...

How about "Rata" (Rat Snitch)?

Your gang would be named maybe something like "The Bitter and Self-Absorbed Grad School Dropouts" from this list of the "Top Fifteen Least Popular Names for Street Gangs":

http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5031199.shtml?userid=wewin&userip=71.131.200.213&useragent=Mozilla%2f5.0+(X11%3b+U%3b+Linux+i686%3b+en-US%3b+rv%3a1.8.1.11)+Gecko%2f20071128+SUSE%2f2.0.0.11-1.1+Firefox%2f2.0.0.11

Posted by Richard Steven Hack | December 25, 2007 5:47 AM

You have a street named after you?

Posted by Respectful Dissent | December 25, 2007 11:31 AM