Rudy: Best Candidate to Have an Affair With

Good ad:

I can also see the Giuliani camp making the argument that his facility with creative accounting, as demonstrated by his ability to gin up a slush fund with which to pay for his mistress' chauffeur, makes him uniquely qualified to handle the financial shenanigans associated with the proverbial Big Shitpile.

Comments

I wish I had thought of that...

Posted by Lee Stranahan | December 3, 2007 6:11 PM

Someone should get the lady who did the Harold Ford "Call me" ad and use her in a Giuliani ad.

Something like "All of my boyfriends put together aren't even half the man Giuliani is" and "He really knows how to treat a girl" and "What did he see in that dried-up bitch he was wasting New York's money on?"

I'm not kidding. Doubt it will happen, though.

Posted by John Emerson | December 3, 2007 6:11 PM

My latest Giuliani night mare is that Huckabee is elected POTUS while Giuliani is elected VP -- inheriting Cheney's undiclosed location, staff, and powers.

It could be like Japan, where the Shogun took power and made the Mikado (actual prince) a purely ceremonial ruler.

Posted by John Emerson | December 3, 2007 6:15 PM

Too hilarious.

Posted by nyx | December 3, 2007 11:35 PM

I don't think the media should focus on the Rudy Giuliani's treatment of Judy Nathan while she was the "Mayor's Mistress." The real questions is what Rudy would do for "Rudy's Next Mistress" if he is elected president. Would he have his lucky next mistress chauffered around on Air Force One or Marine One. Would she get to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. Would she be able to sing like Marilyn Monroe--Happy Birthday, Mr. President?

Then there's the question of the role of the American people in choosing Rudy's Next Mistress. Given that the American public is going to be footing the bill for Rudy's affair, I believe that the people should have a role in choosing the next Judi Nathan and the lucky lady should be chosen through the vehicle of a reality show entitled "Rudy's Next Mistress." There could be an "American Idol type" national search for contestants, a panel of experienced philanderers and mistresses (Monica could certainly use the work) could whittle down the field to the final twelve, and then the American public would choose the potential mistress it thinks best for its next president.

Leaving the details for my staff, I would like to say that I believe "Rudy's Next Mistress" should be an official position and that the winner should be sworn in on the same day as the Rudy inaugural. That way, we don't have to worry about whether Rudy's sleeping around or not. We'll know who he's sleeping around with.

Posted by Ric Caric | December 3, 2007 11:47 PM

When looking at the current GOP candidates I seriously wished that George W Bush could run for 3rd term.

I am not fan of his foreign policy.. I prefer a Nixon, Kissinger and Reagan approach of talking directly to the "enemy" before, after and during a crisis... but compared to the new GOP candidates..

PLEASE - let Bush, like Putin, run again!!! Or at least admit Ron Paul into the GOP!!!

Posted by Hugo Pottisch | December 4, 2007 8:59 AM