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Monday Philosopher Anecdote Blogging

27 Jan 2008 12:15 pm

The subject of modern philosophers who lived interesting lives came up in conversation the other day, and it's just really hard to beat this anecdote about A.J. Ayer:

One of the last of the many legendary contests won by the British philosopher A. J. Ayer was his encounter with Mike Tyson in 1987. As related by Ben Rogers in ''A. J. Ayer: A Life,'' Ayer -- small, frail, slight as a sparrow and then 77 years old -- was entertaining a group of models at a New York party when a girl ran in screaming that her friend was being assaulted in a bedroom. The parties involved turned out to be Tyson and Naomi Campbell. ''Do you know who . . . I am?'' Tyson asked in disbelief when Ayer urged him to desist: ''I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.'' ''And I am the former Wykeham professor of logic,'' Ayer answered politely. ''We are both pre-eminent in our field. I suggest that we talk about this like rational men.''

Meanwhile, I'm reading Samuel Freeman's Rawls which is excellent, but sorely lacking in that sort of thing.

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Well, Ayer was a notorious hound.

One has to wonder how that conversation might have gone. I like to imagine Tyson pointing out that the Principle of Verification is itself meaningless by its own criterion, and Ayer responding by knocking Tyson out with a right cross and then taking the dazzled Campbell back to his hotel room for some late-night verification of a more practical variety.

If anyone takes this milieu seriously, I suggest they read Donna Tartt's hilarious "The Secret History"

pwned!

Slight as a sparrow and toothless as a hen, I should think, after that.

I bet he told Tyson he talks funny.

t's just really hard to beat this anecdote about A.J. Ayer

Meh. G.E.M. Anscombe, the devoutly Catholic mother of eight and grand dame of Wittgenstein interpretation, used to conduct tutorials while smoking a giant cigar and breastfeeding.

Suck on it, Matt.

''And I am the former Wykeham professor of logic,'' Ayer answered politely. ''We are both pre-eminent in our field. I suggest that we talk about this like rational men.''

Kind of crafty of him suggesting they interact in his area of expertise. Tyson would have been equally well justified in saying "Alternatively, I suggest that we pummel each other into a bloody pulp."

heh...I heard this anecdote years ago (sometime in the mid-to-late 90's) at a party. always assumed it was an urban philosophy department legend but maybe not....

(the wording I heard was "Sir, I demand that you unhand this woman")

Let's not forget Richard Montague:

Montague was an accomplished organist and a successful real estate investor. He died violently in his own home; the crime is unsolved to this day. He was a homosexual, and sometimes engaged in high-risk behavior such as bringing home strangers that he had just met while cruising bars (Feferman and Feferman 2004: 332). On the day that he was murdered, he brought home several people "for some kind of soirée", and a friend later found him dead, strangled in his bathroom (Feferman and Feferman 2004: 332-33).

Re Nathan's comment "always assumed it was an urban philosophy department legend but maybe not..."
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I think it's a myth -- mainly because in the real world , as opposed to the metaphysical world, Naomi Campbell would have ripped Tyson's testicles off and fed them to Ayers on her way to the bar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_Campbell#Legal_troubles


Meh. G.E.M. Anscombe, the devoutly Catholic mother of eight and grand dame of Wittgenstein interpretation, used to conduct tutorials while smoking a giant cigar and breastfeeding.
Suck on it, Matt.

What is the antecedent of "it" in the final sentence there? I can think of several different possibilities...


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