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Something Different
20 Jan 2008 07:50 pm
Comments (40)
Pats only scored TDs; I guess his asshole stayed dry.
How did Matt "stumble" upon this ad in the first place ? mmmmm ;-)
That ad is a fairly effective metaphor for how seriously Boston fans take their sports.
I had just assumed that Peyton Manning would be in Green Bay to watch his brother play.
Since the owner will probably take the ad down pretty soon, here it is for everyone:
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26m white, 155lbs...6ft, brn/brn 6"cock here. Looking for some fun during the patriots game. Jerk off during the game, when the Pats score a touchdown, you suck my cock until it explodes....Pats fieldgoal and you lick my asshole...anybody interested?? :-) 18- 30 ONLY! NO FACE PIC = NO REPLY.
Thanxx
In light of this ad, are any of you going to deny that there is something seriously gone wrong with our society's understanding of sexual morality?
How do your editors feel about that post? Wow.
The vagaries of professional sport might well produce a dramatic arc that--if the meta-game rules were strictly adhered to--would prove disappointing. What if the Patriots, say, scored a touchdown right at the beginning of the first quarter? Assuming I were so oriented, I don't think I'd take the gentleman up on his offer.
Hector, sounds like someone had a lot more fun watching the game than you!
In light of this ad, are any of you going to deny that there is something seriously gone wrong with our society's understanding of sexual morality?
Yes! For once you have a point. It is indeed wrong that so many modern Americans have casual sex while watching sports! Morally superior people, like myself, only have casual sex while reading the Bible. I like to be the "Beast 666" and my partner is the "Whore Of Babylon."
You know, 6 ft., 155 lbs. strikes me as unhealthily skinny. Perhaps this is some sort of prurient Make-a-Wish proposal?
Why did you post this? Did I miss the backstory?
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Hmmmm. I always thought Sully was a lot shorter than that...
I wonder what the deal was to be if they scored a safety.
You've been hanging around Sullivan too much, and I'd have said that if it was a straight ad. Seriously, why post this? You shouldn't post something like this for the same reason Clinton's (Bill) sex life really didn't matter. Your readers know you're not a eunich robot. You don't have to post stuff like this. Are people surprised there are ads like this out there? Really?
At least you should have posted one of the funny sex posts from the "Best of" Craig's List. Some of those are hilarious.
Someone alert Ezra Klein! If this is real, and if not it's a great parody, he's really cutting loose, what with his Soulja Boy dancing.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/533096562.html
Sir,
I will never make the mistake of accusing you of gentility!
C.V. Snicker
No thanks, I'm good.
Someone alert Ezra Klein! If this is real, and if not it's a great parody, he's really cutting loose, what with his Soulja Boy dancing.
i think stallman had a personals posting like that on his own website. looks like a cut & paste to CL.
Well heck, this ad really wreaks havoc with the stereotype of NFL fans as ultra-masculine, score-with-chicks-at-will Alpha Males ...
Color me also confused by what the point of this post was. There's a whole genre of lazy blogging that consists of linking to crazy stuff posted on craigslist. But this doesn't even really count as that.
"Why did you post this? Did I miss the backstory?"
The backstory is right in the post...
Re: are any of you going to deny that there is something seriously gone wrong with our society's understanding of sexual morality?
Um, like humans weren't doing this sort of thing back when ochre dye was newly discovered and the glaciers were parked over what's now New York City?
if you havent seen Jimmy Carter's crude op ed, this is a good one:
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what_america_needs_right
I didn't know Larry Craig was a Pats fan.
Unfortunate post, M. Yglesias/Atlantic editors.
...Never drink and blog.
Everyone loves a Pats fan!
I think this is a totally respectable post and utterly apropos of the Republican nomination fight.
I thank matt for it.
"You know, 6 ft., 155 lbs. strikes me as unhealthily skinny."
He's got a 21.0 BMI which is normal weight.
I just unsubscribed from your blog. You haven't posted anything good in a long time, and this was the straw that broke the camel's back.
One of Matt's dumber - and thus funny - posts.
"I can't quote this so I'll link to it". Smart.
"Family blog"? WTF? Aside from Hector, nobody but us freaks here, dude.
Okay, who's gonna be the first to link to "Goatse.cx" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx)?
Finally, I TOLD you this obsession with sports posts would get you in trouble!
like humans weren't doing this sort of thing back when ochre dye was newly discovered and the glaciers were parked over what's now New York City?
Well, of course, not! They didn't have football back then!
This is a family blog?
JonF,
No doubt humans were doing this sort of thing back then. In fact, probably for most of human history there was nothing exceptionable about it.
But as a Christian, I presume you agree with me that this kind of thing is 'unnatural' in the strict sense. It takes the act that by its nature should be fixed in the locus of a loving relationship between husband and wife, or boyfriend and girlfirend, or perhaps between two loving gay men. A physical analogue of the relationship between Christ and His Church. And treats it as nothing more than a momentary anonymous expression of lust to heighten the pleasure of a football game. I take no position here on the morality of homosexuality in general, but this guy is clearly not looking for a civil union partner. This kind of anonymous encounter, we should all agree, is deplorable.
Re: the field goal -- I just envision the guy yelling "it's up and it's good."
Hector,
Lighten the fuck up. No one is making you do things you find icky. And why do we all have to share your sense that this is deplorable? A bit quirky I would grant you -- deplorable - nah.
Hector: Perhaps it's time to remove that corncob from your ass.
That was absolutely disgusting. Why on earth did you post it?
Martin,
No kidding.
Sir Charles,
That _you_ don't find it deplorable means that you're part of the problem.
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Heads in the Sand
Gee, Matt, thanks for sharing that.
Posted by RW Rogers | January 20, 2008 7:55 PM