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26 Feb 2008 03:23 pm

Unlike Chris Hayes I don't see anything even remotely amusing about the idea of a "rock-solid conservative" House candidate named Manlove.

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Is Manlove the guy who's fucking Ben Affleck?

...and I am most definitely NOT laughing out loud right now!

Agreed, as long as his first name is not Boy, Rick, or Dog.

There's already an abundance of rock-hard manlove in Congress; we need not speak its name.

Is he married to Pussy Galore?

His sight is even funnier. He even does a sort of gay pose in one of his ad, in which the narrator say he's an an ordained Minister that also does the 'missionary' thing too!

Straight up from his site:


"It is important to have a Congressman that understands our area" (with "our area" highlighted!

http://johnmanloveforcongress.com/

John Manlove? Not Manlove in the john?

In other "stuff you can't make up" news, Larry Craig is looking for summer interns:

http://craig.senate.gov/releases/pr022608a.cfm

Craig Accepting Applications for Summer Interns
Deadline Quickly Approaching

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking intern applications for the summer term, which runs from May to August. The application deadline is March 15, however if more time is needed for the application process, please contact Senator Craig's office for an extension. Craig offers paid internships within the Washington, D.C., office. Preference is given to Idaho applicants attending Idaho schools who are in their junior or senior years of college (including graduating seniors).

'"Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office," said Craig. "They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

Interns are paired with staff members based on experience and interests, in order to best utilize their talents. They are also expected to fulfill some administrative duties

http://craig.senate.gov/releases/pr022608a.cfm

I just want a bumpersticker for my car.

That's an awesome name!

Clearly he's Spanish, and the V is silent.

Man-low-eh. It rolls off the tongue.

It almost makes you wish he'd been elected back in the 1990s, so that he could have co-authored the Manlove-Santorum-Brownback bill. Maybe now you can just do Manlove-Brownback and say that the name implies the santorum.

No name will ever top "Dick Handler" for hilarity.

That is the greatest GOP canidate since Dick Mountjoy lost to Diane Feinstein in 2006 Senate race.

Dick Swett? (D-NH, '91-'95, lost senate race in '96)

follow the links to his site, and you will see the "rock solid conservative" manlove is supported by the mayor of Sugar Land. pwesome.

According to the video on his site he's also a missionary. Just strikes me as ironic since "missionary Manlove" is kind of a contradiction in terms.

From the site: "Texas Border Busted, Broken and Violated"

“I am behind you all the way! ... You have been a great Mayor and will make a great congressman.”

– Alan Adkins, local resident

Dick Swett? (D-NH, '91-'95, lost senate race in '96)

I believe Mr. Swett was a son-in-law of the late Congressman Lantos, whose local newspaper columnist, the late Herb Caen, once had much fun with a N.H. newspaper headline: "Dick Swett Runs".

"...I don't see anything even remotely amusing about the idea of a 'rock-solid conservative' House candidate named Manlove."

You don't? Because I sure as hell do! HAHA!

NASCAR driver Dick Trickle was running for office in Las Vegas several years ago.

If only Dick Butkus got into politics.

Faith. Family. Freedom. Manlove.

Manlove is facing better funded candidates, although I don't know how he polls.

Huh-huh, huh-huh, he said "Man".


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