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02 Apr 2008 09:04 am

The muppets perform N.W.A.'s "Fuck the Police"

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Yo, it's not that easy bein' green.

The basic content is offensive - and the attitude expressed is exactly the kind of tinfoil hattery that people like Wright engage in. Blaming other people for self induced problems is never a great way to get ahead, regardless of race, color, or creed.

And when the inevitable claims come in that "I don't understand what black people have to put up" come through, riddle me this: why have Jews historically managed to be successful, when the levels of persecution they've faced is orders of magnitude worse than anything that any minority in the US has ever had to deal with?

James Robertson is one of those colleagues who has no sense of humor.

Also, has apparently been under a rock for the last few decades.

James Robertson - 1) It's a song, and a classic. 2) How is police brutality a "self-induced" problem for black people? (Absent "black po-lice showing out for the white cop"...) Seriously, is this your automatic response to any complaint from a black person about anything?

This Muppet thread is a perfect place for this discussion, but I'll reply I suppose. Assuming James Robertson is actually being honest with his totally dumb remarks...

"Why have Jews historically managed to be successful" -->
Well there's the whole "peculiar institution" of slavery which required that blacks be beneath whites ... I mean, it's built right into our country's DNA thru the Constitution, and continued both in law or in effect until the Civil Rights movement.

Or that slavery prevented "Blacks" (in America we describe this minority by color, because we cannot describe them by heritage) from finding a niche industry to grow and prosper? Every other immigrant group had the opportunity to find an industry to latch on to once here, including the Jews.

Or the continued segregation and racist laws that target blacks out of fear (Crack cocaine's (a more "black" drug) million year sentence vs. normal cocaine weekend jail getaway)

When the law and society has been against you for 200 years, it's tough to expect a worldview that values success in a system that's continuously let you down.

Kermit understands this and is clearly pissed off. It's not easy being green.

James Robertson: That is an amazing Statler and Waldorf impersonation!

James, offending people like you was the entire point of the song, which is why all the white kids in my neighborhood bought that album in 1988.

Just be glad the muppets didn't perform Nine Inch Nails' "Closer".

I agree with James Robertson, not only in his excellent pastiche of our lunchtime chats at Pesach Yeshiva Middle School, but also in his shrewd assessment of the superior magnitude of suffering of the Jewish people.
I mean, riddle me this: after all that persecution, blacks get NWA, and all we can come up with (after 5000 years!) is 2 Live Jews and Matisyahu? I just don't understand what Jewish people have to put up with...

Just be glad the muppets didn't perform Nine Inch Nails' "Closer".

Heh. I'd like to see the Muppets do a GG Allin tribute.

Well, 'the Tribe' has given the world David Lee Roth and half of KISS, so don't sell yourselves short.

Also, the Muppet Bolt video is pretty much a must-see.

Just be glad the muppets didn't perform Nine Inch Nails' "Closer".

here's Kermit off his solo album singing NIN's 'Hurt', with a nod to Johnny Cash.

also very NSFW, unless you work in a crack house

"normal cocaine weekend jail getaway"

I've seen people get a bit more than a weekend....

Its weird how brilliantly Kermit's lipsynching works, especially given the long time between cuts, when the other muppets lipsynch about as well as you'd expect, ie in a rather forced manner.

Shorter James Robertson:

"Get off my lawn you muppety negroes!"

The lipsynching on that is pathetic. Check out this Muppet song.

Damn, I just got rickrolled by Beaker!

God bless the Internet.

LOL. That was the cat's cunt. Best YouTube dub ever.



The lipsynching on that is pathetic. Check out this Muppet song.

All time best Muppet performance was the Nureyev performance of Swine Lake.

For a concept with such promise, that was terribly disappointing... you can't have three different muppets as Ice Cube!

The only part that was cool was Big Bird hassling Oscar.

Get the title right. Isn't it "Fuck Tha Police", not "Fuck The Police"?

Well there's the whole "peculiar institution" of slavery which required that blacks be beneath whites ...

Thank heavens Jews have no personal experience of slavery...

Preferred this Barney Tupac version more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjJsitebBe0

Thank heavens Jews have no personal experience of slavery...

Thank heavens Pharaoh's slave ships didn't make port calls on the eastern seaboard.

And who could forget this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDuGiOy3uM

It's not lipsynched (no lips to synch) but as long as we're recommending animations set to audio clips, the Lego version of Eddie Izzard's 'Cake Or Death' monolog is pretty great.

Amazingly, there appears not to be a Lego Rickroll for me to use on Youtube ... yet ...


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