« Less Snark, More Penetrating Insight | Main | Suffer the Children » The Jenna Factor29 Apr 2008 02:41 pm It seems the GOP youth vote problems extend to Jenna Bush, who's not ready to commit to McCain: I know some conservatives think George W. Bush's inevitable convention speech is bound to be a disastrous reminder to America that McCain represents continuity with Bush, but maybe she's one voter her dad can persuade. Comments (19)
If Obama is the white wine vote and Hillary is the beer vote, who is the Mike's Hard Lemonade with tequila shooters till you puke and end up faux-lesbian kissing on the floor vote? That will tell you who the Frat Boy's Frat Princess will be voting for. 
Jesus, how does Laura keep that smile frozen on her face? She looks like a Ronald McDonald statue.
Calipygian, Rather insightful. Amusing too. You should post more! Yeah, sure, you may may not be obsessed with either Jews (perfidy of) or blacks (inferiority of), but, Christ, you're so much better than the usual embittered losers who clog up Matt's comments page.
Why is it you never hear about the other Bush twin (Barbara)? Somehow, she's below the radar. And, they both seem nicer than hedge-fund Chelsea. Cuter, too.
Trevor must be a conservative: "Why is it you never hear about the other Bush twin (Barbara)? Somehow, she's below the radar. And, they both seem nicer than hedge-fund Chelsea. Cuter, too." Jenna seems to be dumber than a bag of rocks. If you think that amounts to "nice," so be it.
Do you think McCain has kissed the Bush ring, yet?
If Obama wins the nom, won't both Bill and Hillary have to give convention speeches?
God, Jenna looks so much like a young female version of her father it is freaking scary. Who could have sex with her with that Dubya mug? I feel sorry for the girl.
Ashley Alexandra Dupree Please show me where I am either anti-Semitic or racist or I demand that you be banned from this blog for slander.
I think Jenna is simply waiting to see if McCain is loyalist enough to vote for ANWR this time around because it looks like this bill is going to surface again. The Bushies want to see if McCain is loyalist enough to vote FOR it. But of course, if McCain can okay Bushie's torture policies, well than a yes vote for ANWR is simply going to be a skip in the park.
Jenna's smarter than her father. She's withholding her endorsement until John McCain agrees to pay for a Cinderalla Wedding for her.
Calipygian, I think you need to work on your reading comprehension, She is saying that unlike a big chunk of Matt's regular commentators you aren't a raving antisemite...
Jesus, how does Laura keep that smile frozen on her face? She looks like a Ronald McDonald statue. Yes, but she was a great choice to play the villain in the 1989 Batman movie.
I think you need to work on your reading comprehension, She is saying that unlike a big chunk of Matt's regular commentators you aren't a raving antisemite... You're right. Mea culpa. I hang out in some pretty rough neighborhoods and am automatically pretty defensive. Sorry.
Fun fact - Jenna was named in honor of noted Olympian dumbass Bruce Jenner.
"Who could have sex with her with that Dubya mug?" I could. She ain't that bad looking. Of course, as a Bush daughter, I'd try to get her pregnant, then force her to have an illegal abortion in a motel room by an unlicensed drunk doctor who screws up her reproductive system so there can't be any more Bushes from her loins, and then brutally dump her ass. Any kid who hasn't disowned as big an asshole a parent as George Bush doesn't deserve any mercy. Laura is a Stepford wife - except she isn't as good looking as one. I mean, compare Laura with Nicole Kidman? Please. I await the "you're a misogynistic asshole" comments with glee. It has nothing to do with that. I just don't like Bush crime family members. The whole family are scum. This country could do without three families: the Kennedys, the Bushes, and the Jacksons. Toss in the Clintons as well if you like - but there's only three of them - unless you count Hillary's brother, another POS.
"I hang out in some pretty rough neighborhoods and am automatically pretty defensive." lol, what a badass!
The liberal blogosphere needs to wake up to the fact that Jenna is cool. The Texas Monthly did a piece on her a few months ago. Look it up and read it; you'll feel differently about her afterward.
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