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11 Jun 2008 09:10 am

Henry Farrell quotes an Inside Higher Ed article about Owen Cargol, until recently the head of American University in Iraq:

The university’s lofty aspirations, as espoused on its Web site, make the selection of its first chancellor all the more puzzling. Owen Cargol, who took the helm at AU-Iraq in 2007 and resigned in late April of this year, had a checkered past that could have been revealed to university organizers with a simple Google search. The sexual harassment scandal that brought down Cargol at Northern Arizona University in 2001 was well publicized, in all of its explicit detail, but apparently never came to the attention of the U.S. officials who trusted Cargol to help reshape the Middle East. [...]

Cargol’s 2001 resignation stemmed from allegations made by a Northern Arizona employee who alleged that Cargol, while naked in a locker room, grabbed the employee’s genitals, the Arizona Republic reported. In a subsequent e-mail to the employee, Cargol described himself as “a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy.”

That'd be the creepy assaulter kind of guy, I guess. This information literally comes up on the first page of results if you Google the guy's name, so it's pretty puzzling that you'd let him slip through the cracks. But given the general conduct of the operation in Iraq, I suppose it's not all that surprising.

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I think it's easy to see why the administration that brought you Abu Ghraib would have deemed this guy to be a perfect fit.

Maybe they were looking for that kind of guy.

I think it's easy to see why the administration that brought you Abu Ghraib would have deemed this guy to be a perfect fit.

OT, but Christ, Matt, can't your Atlantic techies do something about the fubar comment mechanism on your blog? I didn't even hit "post" twice and my comment was duplicated.

Maybe we should press McCain to promise to do a Google on all potential appointees? (presumably unnecessary with Obama)

OT, but Christ, Matt, can't your Atlantic techies do something about the fubar comment mechanism on your blog?

They totally can, they just refuse to. They're working on something else blah blah blah we'll upgrade to MT 4 soon blah blah blah, etc., etc., etc. It's fucked up.

Sounds like a charmer. A 6 year old student grabbed mine this morning and it hurt, I can't imagine the damage an adult (physically anyway) could do.

Dammit, someone beat me to the John McCain "A Google" joke.

In a subsequent e-mail to the employee, Cargol described himself as “a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy.”

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Why's he running a university? This guy's got RNC Chairman written all over him.

He could at least run for congress as a Republican. Larry Craig's seat is bound to be open soon.

I wonder if Cargol is the kind of clumsy guy who, for some reason, often trips over something on the floor and his mouth ends up, you know, just kinda falling around someone's prick. And staying there. By accident.

Why's he running a university? This guy's got RNC Chairman written all over him.

He could at least run for congress as a Republican. Larry Craig's seat is bound to be open soon.

Being gay doesn't make you a molester. To my knowledge Ken Mehlman's accused of no sexual offenses, and Larry Craig of something much milder than this guy's. Less homophobia from Democrats, please.

The number of applications for the job of head of a university that gets mortared can't have been all that long. The ball grabber might have been the best of the bunch. For all we know, he was the only one who didn't have convictions for rape or embezzlement.

Given the well-established Republican unfamiliarity with the internets and the Google, I can certainly understand how they'd miss the seamy underside of Cargol's resume.

To be honest, though, I'd love to see him execute his routine of belly-rubbing, ball-grabbing, hug-giving, back-slapping, dick-pulling, hand-squeezing, face-cheeking, and thigh-patting. I'd think it would take the athletic dexterity of a Jackie Chan to pull it off smoothly. Especially in a shower.

But of course he's not gay or anything.

Mr Richardson made a more-witty version of my thought which of course was to wonder which party the guy belongs to.

And Mr Bluestatedon's post gave me this wonderful mental image of Mr Cargol taking advantage of just the right locker room moment to do that to John McCain!!! That got me chuckling.


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