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The McCain Magic

29 Jul 2008 09:11 pm

Josh Marshall wonders how John McCain can be described as "ambivalent" about running on his war record when his war record is such a major theme of his campaign that "At many of his events, his campaign sets up a screen and plays for the crowd a three-minute film called "Service with Honor," telling the story of McCain's more than five years of captivity in a North Vietnamese prison after his Navy plan was shot down in 1967."

But this is easy. As many pundits have pointed out, John McCain has awesome powers of oppositology. Suppose, for example, you were to catch McCain in a lie -- as seems to happen frequently these days. Well, Richard Cohen has explained that the very ease with which one catches McCain lying is evidence of his honesty:

McCain's true virtue is that he is a lousy politician. He is not a convincing liar, and when he adopts positions that are not his own, they infect him, sapping him of what might be called integrity energy.

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just heard that peurile dolt, Richard Cohen, on Hardball. The discussion was about McCain saying that payroll taxes "are on the table," despite McCain often having said he will not raise taxes.

Cohen said that it shows that occasionally McCain will tell the truth.

By that token, then the .001 per cent of the time that McCain says he may raise taxes is the truth. The 99.999 percent of the time he says the exact opposite, he's telling untruths.

And Cohen somehow thinks McCain is a hero of integrity for that bullshit.

Hilarity.

Richie Cohen was disgusted by Steven Colbert's demolition of Dumbya at the WH Correspondent's Dinner. He actually thought Dumbya's idiotic little stand-up act was funnier and better than what Colbert did that night.

Cohen has had his tongue so far up power's ass for so long that he can't tell where his tongue ends and their shit begins. No one else can tell, either, when reading his trifling little columns.

"McCain's true virtue is that he is a lousy politician. He is not a convincing liar, and when he adopts positions that are not his own, they infect him, sapping him of what might be called integrity energy."

This might be the dumbest thing written in the history of the English language. Does McCain have too much black bile and too little elan vital? Any lying husband who tried this line on his wife would soon finding himself wishing he had insisted on a pre-nup.

"Integrity energy"....really? They really pay Richard Cohen to write this stuff? Wow...so, if W is now Batman and McCain loses "integrity energy" whenever he comes into contact with lies, does that make him Superman?

Somebody please make teh stoopid stop.

'Integrity energy'? I believe in the original Japanese it refers to testosterone.

what was the McCain magic that allowed someone 5th from the bottom at Annapolis to become a pilot? Was that magic Daddy? How did he get to be 5th from the bottom?, black magic?

Good Lord, the hackery of that Cohen column is truly amazing.

I liked his postscript:

My Feb. 5 column was critical of Hillary Clinton for supporting a bill to make flag burning illegal. I have since learned from a reader that Barack Obama also supported that bill.

He couldn't research that himself? Why does he have his job? Words fail me (yet again).

You know, to take Richard Cohen seriously, you would have to think he was an honest man.

Like McCain, he is not. You see, to be honest, it's not enought to be uncomfortable with lying. You have to tell the truth when it's inconvenient.

At least, that's what my mom told me when I was little.

Remind me again how the Washington Post gets away with calling Cohen a liberal op-ed writer?

Jeebus, shorter Cohen: When McCain lies, he actually looks like he's lying.

Yeah cause, you know, when Bush lied, he did with the finesse of a pathological liar.

Really, McCain isn't going to be anymore of a Prezinut that Bush was, but like Bush, McCain just wants to play one on TV.

"Integrity Energy"?

Great - now my future off-spring have one additional excuse for lying about where they were on a Saturday night?

I have got to admit, at least Cohen is such an absolute horrible, outright flack for any politician who will provide them a smile, hand-shake and a hand-job, that you can immediately tell he is just happy to be part of the club.

He reminds me of that fat girl in every group, that realizes they do not belong, and understands that her "friends" are really mean, but the chance to feel as if they are part of the "cool" gang, allows them amazing powers of cognitive dissonance.

Are we in bizarro world?

Appositional dispositive oppositology: Obama is such a preternaturally convincing liar that people know he does not believe what he says he believes, rejuvenating what might be called evidence of integrity entropy.

I actually agree with the line: "McCain's true virtue is that he is a lousy politician." That is a virtuous attribute because it is going to help prevent him from becoming President.

Note to Richard Cohen: EVERYBODY tells the truth occasionally. Even psychopathic liars will once in a while say something that isn't false.

But the corrollary is that if McCain tells the truth occasionally, it means that he lies occasionally. And we're supposed to this as a virtue? Because he clearly doesn't like lying?

Here's a suggestion: If he's really uncomfortable lying, how about HE DOESN'T DO IT ANYMORE? That would take care of the integrity energy problem.

Does McCain's POW film feature his "I am a black criminal, and I have performed the deeds of an air pirate" propaganda statement for the Vietcong?

Dick Cohen is submissive who happens to be a reporter. When a republican dom comes into view he can't help but grovel to please the master.

The utter absence of dignity in the man is simply breathtaking.


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